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1. (Lol) (37542↑, 2539↓)
The name 'Lol' is an abreviated form of the name '[Laurence]'.

"Hey Lol, you alright?" "..Well i was chattin to Lol and he said.."

2. (lol) (25130↑, 2732↓)
It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations. Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter." Depending on the chatter, its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to: 1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation." 2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention." 3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused." 4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'" See: [lmao], [lmfao], [rofl], [lawl], [heh], [haha], [lolol], and [120] for similarities.

Statement: Sorry if I'm not too cheery, my best friend just died yesterday. Worthless Reply: lol Statement: The golden ratio is truely an intersting aspect of not only mathematics, but art as well. Worthless Reply: lol Statement: ... And then he says, "Your mom goes to college\!" Worthless Reply: lol Statement: Hey, are you doing anything tonight? You could come over to my house and play some Unreal Tournie... Worthless Reply: lol, ok

Author: no_one_2000 http://lol.urbanup.com/1406597
3. (lol) (3448↑, 1234↓)
lol - originally meant "laughing out loud", but now is the most common expression in any text conversation, just used instead of HAHA or any giggle or something like that. Also used all the time when there's nothing else to say... LOL key should be added to a standard keyboard.

AiMDuMaSs1:I ripped a fart today in school aImdUmAsS2:lol

4. (lol) (2524↑, 963↓)
It stands for "laughing out loud." A slight irony to this definition is that generally people don't literally laugh out loud. That's reserved for other acronyms such as, but not limited to, LMMFAO, LMAO, ROTFLMAO, etc. Lol is most commonly used as a slience breaker, a reply to a joke that is SUPPOSED to be funny but really isn't, or an answer to an uncomfortable or random statement that one couldn't think of a better response to.

Example 1: Person 1: Hi Person 2: Hey Person 1: umm.. Person 2: uh..... Person 1: lol Example 2: Person 1: I like to pick my nose and then massage the boogers on my anal orifice Person 2: lol Example 3: Person 1: I got fired from my job today, got dumped, contracted HIV, lost an eye, got caught masturbating in the elementary school parking lot then shot the cop who tried to arrest me Person 2: lol

5. (lol) (1583↑, 562↓)
Originally meant "laughing out loud" but is now so overused that it now means "I find that vaguely amusing" also a filler word now when there is a puse in the conversation or the person is lost for a response, or they are too stupid or lazy to think of one.

A: I'm probably gonna kill myself tonight... B: lol

Author: philanthropic arsonist http://lol.urbanup.com/1518235
6. (lol) (1189↑, 590↓)
A term commonly used on the internet when you're not really paying attention, or have nothing to say.

Person: Man, my grandma died today. I'm totally bummed. Me: lol Person: Today was boring. *10 minutes later* Me: Lol.

7. (lol) (2266↑, 1784↓)
1. Computer slang for "Laughing out Loud" 2. A phrase meaning to laugh. Mostly used by [n00bs] See also: [lmao], [stfu]

1. That Rick Hollern is so gay, lol. 2. lol\!

8. (lol) (529↑, 304↓)
Originally found in Sumerian Tax Logs to define overdue fees (Late on Lamp Oil, some experts believe), this phrase has evolved through time. Shakespeare shunned the abbreviation, finding it impossible to rhyme with. Thoreau punched Jim Bowie in a local tavern for carving it on the table with his special knife, but Lincoln ad-libbed it in the original Gettysburg address during an uncomfortable moment in the Monologue. It meant "Laughing On Line" during the internet craze of the late 20th century, but now has been reduced to a response to the dull person you are texting to out of politeness rather than the one you are actually engaged in a conversation with, if you can call it that.

Sumerian Tax Log: Entry-2 dribs of Lamp Oil, payment 2days past due- LOL (usually required lopping off of something). Shakespeare's feeble attempt; Mehears the lady LOL, mehopes not at mine nether hole. Lincoln:Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.(uncomfortable shifting in crowd of living-dead did not shift hopefully)LOL, I meant equal as in, ya know, separate but equal, ya know, LOL, wait till you see my new bathroom signs. (Crowd relaxes) Ok, did I mention there's a new dee-luxe horse and buggy in the lot for y'all who came out today?(big whoop from crowd). Justin text:RU still there? Kimberly:LOL

9. (lol) (416↑, 261↓)
Believed my the masses to be an acronym for "laughing out loud", in truth the term "lol" is actually an acronym for "let's order linguini".

Person A: Damn, I'm hungry. Person B: LOL\! (Insinuating that Person A and Person B should both order linguini, a tasty pasta)

10. (lol) (368↑, 226↓)
lol to 'laugh out loud' if u give this thumbs up then u will get a nice suprise within the next 10 days

Man:'Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge' Doc:'well what has got over u' Man ' 3 cars ,2 lorrys ,a bike and 3 vans.' lol

11. (lol) (153↑, 22↓)
Originally defined to mean "laugh out loud" but is now so overused that no one is actually laughing when they type it. It is just something that people say when they have nothing else left to say. Often the words "hahaha" are substituted for it to give variety. People also type [emoticons] such as: ":]" to also fill in the space when they get tired of "laughing out loud" or not "laughing out loud". It is the most used word when texting, and one of the easiest to type in order to send a message to someone so that you don't look like your blowing them off.

Person 1: "Hey man, what's up?" Person 2: "Not much, what about you?" Person 1: "Yeah same here." \lol\lol\lol\lol\lolsilence\lol\lol\lol\lol\lol\lol Person 2: "lol" Person 1: "haha :]" Person 2: "lol"

12. (lol) (144↑, 37↓)
a useless acronym used when you don't want to sound mad or uninterested.

friend: wanna go to mcdonalds? you: no friend: your a dick (conflict) ------------------------------------------ friend: wanna go to mcdonalds? you: lol, no friend: why? (no conflict)

Author: Adam Hussey http://lol.urbanup.com/3571516
13. (lol) (215↑, 127↓)
the ultimate conversation ender, means laugh out loud, people say it even though they dont laugh at all

dude 1:hey man i saw so and so today dude 2:lol (silence)

14. (LOL) (109↑, 24↓)
my mum thinks it means lots of love in texts.

Me - Texts* lol Mum - Texts back* i love you lots too. df ?

15. (Lol) (77↑, 11↓)
In it's day, the net abbreviation for the words "laugh out loud" and "lots of love" were both used to express true feelings. Let's start with "Laugh Out Loud". It is normally used, quite obviously, to imply that statement is humorous, such as; Person 1 : I just watched (insert funny moving picture). Person 2: Lololololololololol\!\!\!\!\!11111\@\@\@ In this example, person 2 implies that he/she is laughing at the phrase. It's now very plain to see that Person 2 didn't even care to read the said message. Here are the new definitions, the redifined lol. 1. I didn't care to read what you took the time to write to me, so i blurted out lol, the word that is always on the top of my mind, always to be used on message boards and all that crap. 2. I listened, but your quote lacked any humorous content. I will pretend it did to make you feel good. 3. I have nothing to say that will be of real significance to this debate/conversation, so i will pretend i know what i'm doing. 4. I really don't care. Lots of love, my personal favourite definition, has kept it's true meaning. The only definition... The sender of this slang is showing that he/she loves you. It's a sweet way, to say Lol, but sometimes i think that the sender could express it a little more, because three letters is a little cheap.

Sad Person: My cat just died... Mindless net-geek: LOLLLLL\!\!11111 Girlfriend (with a life): Bye, babe, LoL. Boyfriend (also with a life): -Speechless- And, if you were nice enough to actually read this definition, you're my favourite. Yes, you.

Author: Personal Username? Too cool. http://lol.urbanup.com/4090033
16. (lol) (109↑, 52↓)
a phrase that one uses when one has nothing better to say.

I talk to Megan everyday. I even lived with her before. And yet, all she ever has to say is lol.

Author: resaandhearts http://lol.urbanup.com/3708524
17. (LoL) (81↑, 25↓)
Not to be confused with lol or LOL, LoL is an abbreviation of League of Legends, a Multiplayer Online Battle Arena computer game modeled after the popular Warcraft 3 scenario, Defense of the Ancients.

LoL is alot like DotA, huh?

18. (lol) (90↑, 49↓)
An overly used acronym used on instant messengers, most people who use it now, don't even "laugh out loud". They just use it when they don't have anything to say in an awkward situation or when someone told a really stupid joke that they don't care about.

queer2066:...and then she fell on the floor and had a broom stick shoved through her lungs. homostar345:lol\! fenderbender77:hi fag890:lol fenderbender77:...?how was your day? fag890:lol, good fenderbender77:ok...well I just found out that I have herpes...and...Jenny was hit by a car, also the other day, I found out that I had type 4 liver cancer too. fag890:lol manwhore:YOUR MOM\! fenderbender88:lol..

Author: Justin Bonds http://lol.urbanup.com/2242422
19. (lol) (61↑, 21↓)
Literal meaning: "I acknowledge your statement" Placed by itself during a text/instant messaging session, after a comment so lame (or awkward) that you don't want to type anything longer than three letters.

Jane: hey what's up? Dick: (insert [dumb-ass] phrase that doesn't merit a response here) Jane's thought process: "Who the fuck gives a shit? However, I feel compelled to respond." Jane: lol

Author: Molly the Egg http://lol.urbanup.com/3723350
20. (lol) (92↑, 67↓)
stands for 'laughing out loud' or not so commonly, 'lots of love' people say it in texts and on msn, myspace and places like that. now it's completely worthless, and just fills copnversation gaps. teenagers are using the internet so much now, they even say 'lol' out loud. which is pathetic, lets be honest

holly: hey izzy: hi\! holly: you alright? izzy: yeah, you? holly: yeah thanks izzy: ah wicked holly: yeah izzy: lol. holly: lol. or, holly: i hate my life its so crap i really really want to die cause my family have cancer and my dog got run over and im failing at school and all my family hate me. i'm gonna kill myself izzy: haha lol.

21. (lol) (34↑, 16↓)
LOL(also written as lol in other languages) is a common term which is catagorised under "internet slang" The term is widely known around the world, and the term has even speard to the extent where people say it face to face. It is an expression of "Laugh out loud, Laughing out loud, Loads of laughter" The term lol is less frequently known as "loads of love, lots of love or Lots of luck" over 90% of the time, people aren't really laughing when the term lol is used, although LOL written out as capitals, has greater chance of the person laughing. Variations on the term are as follows: lal or lawl: The pronounciation of lol, phonetically correct. Lolz: Frequently used in place of lol lulz: Is frequently used being a corruption of lol. mdr: A French expression of "lol", initials stand for "Mort de rire" translates to "Dying of laughter" 555: Is the thailand variation, 5 is pronounced as "ha" in Thai, therefore 555 would be "hahaha" asg: Sweedish abbreviation of the term asgrav, meaning Intensive Laughter. Kek: Founded from the popular online game known as World Of Warcraft, it's the hordes translation to lol. kik: An easily made typo of the term lol, understandable from most people, as the "O" is directly above the "L" and the "K" is next to the "L" with the "I" directly above the "K" The word lol is also used when the distrubuter of the word doesn't have anything to say in response, therefore he will use the term lol, hoping the other guy will elaborate on what he said, or change the topic all together.

That joke was just lol.

22. (lol) (71↑, 54↓)
a rubbish slang term used by folk who really don't care. commonly seen on the internet or in text messages. shortening of the phrase "laugh out loud" which no-one on the planet has ever actually said, which begs the question, "why?"

Person 1 "I'm dying" Person 3 "lol kk"

Author: dubya_is_wracked_lol http://lol.urbanup.com/1900677
23. (lol) (17↑, 1↓)
(n.) A drowning man. On some of the more literacy-conscious chatrooms, whenever anyone (usually a n00b) says lol, they are invariably greeted with cries of "Oh no\! He's drowning\!" or something of the like. The lol is a drowning man, his head (the 'o') and upraised arms (the two 'l's) visible above the water line. There have been numerous attempted positive spins on this meme, like the Headshot of Someone at a Party Theory, or the He's Not Drowning- He's Just Cheering Theory, etc., but none of them have really taken hold like the Drowning Man Theory. There are also numerous text variations, supporting various theories. Ex: *lol* is a variation on the Cheering Theory, where the cheerer has somehow obtained a pair of pom-poms, and \lol\lol\lollol\lol\lol\lol^\lol\lol\lol is a yet more ominous version of Drowning Man, for, as you can see, there is clearly a shark slicing through the stormy waves towards the hapless lol. Prevent this slaughter of innocent swimmers. Don't lol.

In a chatroom: n00b: haha lol Regular: Oh noes\! A drowning man\! In real life (ish): Bob: Well, this is a pleasant day to walk along the beach *sees man drowning* Oh no\! A lol\!

Author: Not Dead Yet http://lol.urbanup.com/5120064
24. (LOL) (33↑, 18↓)
A term often seen in text messages, typically used when the sendee is too polite to tell the sender what they really feel about them or generally written in the absence of personality. Very contagious phrase. Lol.

message sender 1: Hey. Lol. How are you? message sender 2: Good. Lol message sender 1: Lol message sender 2: Lol

Author: Phyllis Birkenfloyd http://lol.urbanup.com/3684796
25. (LOL) (20↑, 6↓)
Misinterpretation held by many people's moms - "lots of love" instead of "laughing out loud." Best to use it in a situation where "lots of love" would be very empathetic and appropriate, and "laughing out loud" would be incorrect, disrespectful, and downright horrific.

I heard your brother passed away. LOL I'm so sorry that you were in a tragic boating accident and are now paralyzed from the neck down. Call me if you need anything LOL

26. (lol) (29↑, 16↓)
Slang for "laugh out loud" or alternatively "lack of lire" When someone has failed in a business venture in Italy- or equally any foreign country- due to their misjudgment of the ease with which they can extract money from the indigenous population, consequently leaving them destitute and stranded in foreign parts resulting in their bitterness and trying to shift the blame for their failings on the "stupidity" of the locals. Hilarious\!

1. Whats up with that miserable bastard? 2. lol 1.Oh right I heard he fucked up big time in his Italian business venture and he is blaming the Italians for him blowing his finances on a hair brained scheme and ending up bankrupt, the wanker.

Author: Skynyrdrebellion http://lol.urbanup.com/2869280
27. (lol) (17↑, 7↓)
In a monologue on the internet, this word can also be used as a substitute for punctuation marks. Not very common, but it can happen.

Happy birthday lol I hope you have fun lol Tracy asked me if you would like to watch a movie with us at 3 and I have no idea how stupid I sound when I type like this lol so see you later lol

28. (lol) (12↑, 2↓)
A word that will one day take over this world. When you say it; people think you're laugh. Or laughing inside. But what it really means is; I cant be bothered to say anything else.

Person 1: What you been up to? Person 2: Nowt much lol Person 1: I watched party monster today Person 2: lol Person 1: i'm going now bye\! xx Person 2: lol xx Person 1: My cat just died\! :'( Person 2: lol Person 1: I broke my leg today\! Person 2: lol Person 1: What's so funny? Person 2: I dunno [LMAO]

Author: [insert name here] http://lol.urbanup.com/1615821
29. (lol) (31↑, 22↓)
A qualifier used to diffuse tension at the end of a particularly serious statement. The user of this qualifier usually anticipates a negative reaction (the nature of which is either anger or awkwardness) from the listener, and thus hopes that adding the word "lol" will convey a tone of facetiousness, which is often not discernible in netspeak.

Johnson: Hey Timothy, last night I shat in your mother's vagina and farted in her mouth, after which I proceeded to masturbate on her face and urinate all over her body lol. Timothy: Haha, oh Johnson, you never fail to amuse me. Johnson: I wasn't kidding, lol.

Author: Tone, like from the Freakout http://lol.urbanup.com/2331995
30. (LOL) (18↑, 10↓)
Usually means "Laugh out loud" but has been misinterpreted to mean "Lots of laughs" and in eastern Pennsylvania "Lezbien on Lezbien". Add extra "ol"s if multiple partners are involved. 3=LOLOL.

Dude 1 "Those two girls are going out." Dude 2 "LOL\!"

Author: Mayo Master http://lol.urbanup.com/2971334
31. (lol) (8↑, 1↓)
1. laugh out loud 2.a word everyone knows the meaning to and most people overuse 3.a word that seriously does not contribute whatsoever to a conversation 4.what i did when i read all the hilarious definitions on urban dictionary. seriously

Person 1: isn't that so funny\!?\!? Person 2:(thinking-not at all) so funny\! lol

32. (lol) (9↑, 3↓)
Lol usually means ''laughing out loud'', but it's origin is dutch. Lol means fun in dutch.

Dutch: Ik heb hier lol in. English: I'm having fun with this.

33. (lol) (9↑, 4↓)
Formerly an acronym standing for "Laugh Out Loud", now it is a synonym for "laugh". The past tense of lol is lolled.

I lolled when I saw tonight's episode of Frasier.

34. (LOL) (7↑, 2↓)
Stands for Laugh Out Loud or Laughing Out Loud. This is commonly used throughout text/the internet, used to express amusement between other people. LOL is not to be confused with Lots of Love, which can often lead to awkward/bad moments if the two get mixed up.*

1. Did you see the fat guy at the mall? omg yes\! lol\!\!\!\! 2. I'm so very sorry to hear of your grandfather's passing. LOL\!*

Author: MonkeyMonkeySCREAM http://lol.urbanup.com/4123723
35. (lol) (7↑, 2↓)
A word used as a filler in a failing instant message conversation, when you have nothing left to say.

Person \#1: yeah so then i told him to get off my case and he was like well get off my case and i was like well you were on my case first and he was like well i dont care and then his girlfriend broke up with him through text so he was super depressed. Person \#2: lol Person \#1: and then it was like weird cuz i know he likes me a little bit and he was totally looking at me in a funny way and i was like jeez what are you doing rite? Person \#2: lol Person \#1: and hes like dude I'm totally going [emo] so my girl will want me again and he was like being all sad so i tried to comfort him and stuff but he was just being really closed up. i think he likes me\!\!\! Person \#2: lol

36. (lol) (5↑, 1↓)
Teen web series, www.lolseries.com

Dude, did you see the latest episode of LOL?

Author: kaplanthornhill http://lol.urbanup.com/5308436
37. (Lol) (7↑, 3↓)
1) "Laugh Out Loud" used in texts, IM's, twitters, etc, meaning to laugh.. only virtually \lolOthers include ROFL, LMAO, LMFAO, TISF, HAHAHAHAHAHA, tehe, xD 2) "Lots of Love" usually parents or relatives who send you something on the internet caps it LOL or sent to you by a lover 3) "Lots of Lettuce" used to tell subway or quiznos you like lettuce :]

1) laugh out loud Maddii: "Today we went iceblocking and fell off the edge" Friend: "LOL hahahahaha" MAddii: "Its not that funny" 2) lots of love Maddii: "STATUS: So cold and yet so much fun\!" Aunt: "Im so sorry but enjoy your-self:) LOL" 3) lots of lettuce Maddii: "Bacon, ham, LOL, mustard...." Subwayman: "lol?" Maddii: "LOTS OF LETTUCE\!\!:]" Subwayman: "fatty :)"

Author: life1love2live3 http://lol.urbanup.com/4434429
38. (Lol) (8↑, 4↓)
What people say when they have no clue what's going on and have nothing to say.

Guy 1: Hey, yesterday I slept at 2 o clock in the morning. The bio homework took the longest time but i suppose calculus took some time also. When did you sleep? Guy 2: um... LOL\!

Author: ihatelifemorethanyou http://lol.urbanup.com/4333903
39. (lol) (8↑, 4↓)
a word to fill in awkward situations

girl 1: i think my dogs dying boy 1: lol girl 1: why are you laughing boy 1: lol girl 1: your so mean i hate you boy 1: lol

Author: Physcadelic http://lol.urbanup.com/3944082
40. (lol) (24↑, 20↓)
The action of laughing hysterically at something funny.

Hey man we were loling like crazy the other day.

Author: nowayhoesay14\@aol.com http://lol.urbanup.com/3644484
41. (lol) (9↑, 5↓)
the thing you say when you can't think of any other appropriate response. Sometimes used in conversation face-to-face, much to the chagrin of the English-speaking world.

Your cat died? lol\!

42. (lol) (10↑, 6↓)
used when u have nothing better to say.

"hey whats up?" "nm you?" "same" "lol"

Author: xoxoxoxoxoxoxo http://lol.urbanup.com/2977644
43. (LOL) (12↑, 8↓)
A handy signpost that morons can charitably use online to inform others that they are, in fact, a moron.

Moron: "wut lol" Intelligent world: /ignore

44. (lol) (64↑, 60↓)
A word used by fucktards

Joe: my cat just died, lol Dan: You're such a fucktard, why is that funny? Joe: lol

Author: Lord_of_all_humans http://lol.urbanup.com/2173766
45. (lol) (201↑, 197↓)
Slang for Laugh Out Loud

Person 1: my cat just farted Person 2: lol

46. (lol) (382↑, 378↓)
Back when chat was invented, believe it or not, the meaning of lol was nothing more than Lamer On Line, so most elite guys would use that too alert others and make fun of lamers without their knowledge, course lamers not knowing that, did not understand the meaning and quickly it became known to be Laughting Out Loud, score one for the lamers... :) all this happened when text was king and the net a mirage...like i said...believe it or not. see: [lamer]

Lammer\> This coversation channel sux and you all stupid. Ruler\> lol

47. (lol) (4↑, 1↓)
Most people think this would have to be interpreted as letters which mean laughing out loud, but actually its a guy who raises his hands into the air. Full Image: lol | /\

derp: hey herp, im lol'ing herp: why are you laughing? derp: no I am raising my hands into the air herp: Oh yes I am a complete faggot derp: of course you are herp: This has nothing to do with an example has it? derp: What the fuck are you talking about? lol herp: WTF

48. (LOL) (4↑, 1↓)
LOL means low on limbs. It refers to someone who is missing one or more limbs.

My brother stepped on a mine in Vietnam, leaving him LOL.

49. (LOL) (4↑, 1↓)
Used to mean "Laugh Out Loud", however some time ago idiots decided to change the meaning to "I don't know what to say so I'll just say LOL to confuse you as to whether I actually mean it or not". Some awesome people (such as myself) HATE when people say this, because then you have no idea what to respond with. Some annoying people also add this to the end of EVERYTHING THEY SAY\! That makes me want to set them on fire. If you do this, please stop or I'll come to your house and break your Xbox.

What's up? -Person 1 Nothing much. You? -Person 2 Same. -Person 1 Lol -Person 2 *lights Person 2 on fire* -Person 1 Heyyy lol Hi\! I saw you yesterday at the shoppp lol I know. lol *breaks idiot's Xbox*

50. (lol) (5↑, 2↓)
A drowning man, raising his arms in panic due to lack of laughter.

Person 1:Nice perfume but, showers work as well. Person 2: lol

51. (lol) (5↑, 2↓)
Definition 1: A common abreviation for "Laugh out loud". Definition 2: A Not-so Common abreviation for "League of Legends", A game for PC, in which has the same idea behind the world known Warcraft 3 map "DotA". Unlike DotA, the graphics have been upgraded, and abilities are more advanced, as well as new controlls. Definition 3: Ur face.

1: Lol dude so i loled when this chick loled at me loling. 2: Ima go home and play some lol. You wanna meet me online? 3:lol. (Simply)

Author: Shoopedinyou'rewhoop http://lol.urbanup.com/4829018
52. (lol) (5↑, 2↓)
Laugh out loud

1: ...i just got pwned x-x 2: lol

Author: \lolShinku\lol http://lol.urbanup.com/4471425
53. (Lol) (6↑, 3↓)
A global conspiracy revolving around a form of mind control acted upon teenagers by a coalition of world leaders. Use lol at your own peril.

Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. A lie, I tell you\!\!

54. (lol) (20↑, 17↓)
Generally speaking, LOL means laugh out loud, and has become a somewhat over used expression in today's online society. Now it has even seeped into face-to-face conversation, resulting in lol being said after every sentence. Therefore, if you replace the word LOL with the meaning of CUM, things get interesting.

person who does not know the new meaning and is so using LOL as a "cool" word to use: LOL the bed, man person who does know the meaning of LOL: me, i just use a tissue

55. (LOL) (43↑, 40↓)
Chatspeak for "laughing out loud". Often overused. Say it when you have nothing else to say, for it can spur discussion.

user 1: LOL LOL LOL LOL\!\!\! user 2: What are you laughing at? user 1: I just thought of an inside joke\! ROFL\! user 2: Wow. Fascinating.

Author: PhantomPhan http://lol.urbanup.com/1569395
56. (lol) (6↑, 3↓)
when somebody doesnt have anything to sya when the are in a chat

person 1:i love monkeys\!\!\! person 2:LOL (what is this girl talking about??)

57. (LOL) (4↑, 2↓)
An acronym meaning "Laughing out loud". Used in a chat to convince someone that they are funny, even if it's the corniest, stupidest joke ever.

Person 1: "You know what you call a cow with no legs?" Person 2: "What?" Person 1: "Ground Beef. HAHAHA\!\!\!:)" Person 1: (Ummm.....) "LOL\!"

Author: Shadowman789 http://lol.urbanup.com/5518638
58. (lol) (3↑, 1↓)
Duplicate [bridge] slang for Little Old Lady. LOLs are the opponents you sit down to play across from who look so sweet, just like your Grandma. They always sit North-South because the director thought they looked too feeble to get up and move every few hands. At the end of the round, when it's time for you to go to the next table, you realize that these LOLs have stomped you and your partner deep into the ground. But sweetly.

You: Damn, we would have placed if it hadn't been for those LOLs at table 4\! Partner: LOL\!

59. (lol) (3↑, 1↓)
This used to have two meanings \lol Laugh Out Loud and Lots Of Love... now it's just used to fill meaningless conversations and pretend to laugh at your friend's awful joke.

Person 1: ... and then she fell over the ant and broke her neck in like, twenty places and probably won't live. Person 2: lol

Author: orangealienssaylol http://lol.urbanup.com/4220236
60. (lol) (1↑, 0↓)
Internet acronym meaning "laugh out loud". However, most moms believe that "lol" stands for "lots of love".

Frank (on Facebook): Dude, did you see that epic fail? lol\! Joe (on Facebook): lol, it was hilarious\! Mom (looking over Joe's shoulder): LOL? Are you and Frank gay? You love each other? Joe: NOOO\!\! lol means laugh out loud, not lots of love\! Mom (doesn't believe it): Sure it does...

Author: immaeatchufoo http://lol.urbanup.com/6296798
61. (lol) (1↑, 0↓)
An acronym that once meant "Laugh Out Loud,"/"Laughing Out Loud." It has been overused and the meaning has come to be "Well this is awkward," or "I just said something mean, I hope 3 letters will make it sound less harsh." Often typed "Lol" or "lol." Rarely used in all capitals. Not to be confused with "Lots Of Love." Pronunciation: "L-O-L" or "Lawl."

(1) I hate your guts\! Lol. (2) Guy A: so... Guy B: yea Guy A: lol

Author: Louise_East http://lol.urbanup.com/6231161
62. (Lol) (3↑, 2↓)
Everytime I use "lol" to someone I don't know, I'm most likely annoyed. Like if i say "lol" to a stranger it translates to "WTF KID?"

Guy 1: "That was so awesome, lol" Guy 2: "Ya, lol."

Author: TheUnluckyGamer http://lol.urbanup.com/5480770
63. (lol) (3↑, 2↓)
Originally used for saying "laugh out loud" or "laughing out loud" Now used for: 1. In awkward situations when you have nothing to say 2. Something you say after you say something mean, to imply you are joking when you are really not 3. Something you say when you are annoyed at the person you are texting

(1) Person \#1 Hey, my grandmother died today, and I found out my dad has cancer. and my best friend overdosed and is in the hospital. Person \#2 lol (2) Person \#1 Hey, your breath smells really bad today and I hate ur clothes...lol Person \#2 ...um Person \#1 oh, and I think ur fat lol (3) Person \#1 So 13587 - y + 852371957 equals... Person \#2 lol

Author: KatieJaney3 http://lol.urbanup.com/5078236
64. (lol) (2↑, 1↓)
Laugh out loud. Sometimes really old people think it things like, "lots of love," or, ask what it means. Used when someone is laughing, but of course you can't see them, so they say, "LOL" Also the same meaning, [XD] [xD] [lawl] [lawlz] [LOLZ] [lmao] [rofl] It all pretty much means laughing. Usually used when a person is bored, and with a blank expression on there face.

"I'M A BANANA\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!" "lol" "p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker faceeeeeee\!" "LOL"

Author: toxic rainbows http://lol.urbanup.com/4960974
65. (Lol) (3↑, 2↓)
Originally MY NAME before idiotic internet types started using it as a replacement for the emotional response known as laughter, whilst chatting (read typing blankly) to one another online. Now taken to mean 'laugh out loud' by the entire population, thus negating the need for any real expression of amusement, and making me look like a weirdo named after a chatroom abbreviation.

New potential friend: Hey nice to meet you, I'm Sarah. Lol: Oh hi, I'm Lol New potential friend: Oh right like Laugh Out Loud? Why d'you call yourself that then? Lol: I was Lol years before the whole lol thing started, my Mum called me it from birth\! FROM BIRTH\!\! Goddammit\!\!\! New potential friend: Ok....I have to go...

Author: The original Lol http://lol.urbanup.com/4642306
66. (lol) (2↑, 1↓)
Originally created as an acronym for Laugh Out Loud, used mostly in internet chat rooms and online video games to express amusement, usually in response to a statement or joke made by another. In the current day however, it has been massively overused and now basically means "I am too lazy to think of anything worthwhile to respond". Lol is also commonly used as a sentence filler, replacing periods or simply trying to make the statement not seem to serious. Unfortunately, it is not hard to fall into a habit of using it as the filler. Now a days when people want to express actual amusement at a statement like lol originally meant, they will usually just spell out "haha" or enhance lol with an explanation point or multiple "L"s and "O"s.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: Hey Person 1: Lol

Author: Rubyissifis http://lol.urbanup.com/4515410
67. (Lol) (3↑, 2↓)
"Laugh out loud" Or "Lots of laughs" Commonly used in online chat rooms. Can somtimes succeed to be very annoying Often used when you can't be stuff to say anything else.

Rory: Yo mama James: Lol\!\! Rory: Lazy ass.

68. (lol) (9↑, 8↓)
a highly overused expression meaning "laugh out loud". part of the all to common internet lingo (lol, rofl, g2g, btw, brb, etc...) that floats around now a days, each letter represents a word, making typing on chat lines and/or online games faster and easier to type... but not always easier to read... "lol" has now become an overused anoyance. most of the time the typer is not actually laughing and just adds it in as a filler in conversations. used alot when a said person does not know what to type, even if its HIGHLY out of place...

User1\> ... and then my grandma died... User2\> lol User1\> ... User2\> wat? lol User1\> ... go die in a hole...

69. (lol) (0↑, 0↓)
the emoticon for a little man drowning

person A: tommy just drowned down by the lake Person B: lol

70. (LOL) (0↑, 0↓)
Laugh Out Loud this is used when something is funny, when the person doesn't know what to say, or sometimes when the person is being sarcastic

bob: that party was crazy rick: word especially when the stripper heel slapped you bob: -_- LOL

Author: teddy rodgers http://lol.urbanup.com/6371563
71. (LOL) (0↑, 0↓)
L stands for Laugh O stands for Out L stands for Loud It does NOT mean Lots Of Love

LOL, it was really funny when she said that joke\!

72. (LOL) (0↑, 0↓)
"LOL" is a popular internet abbreviation for "laugh out loud." 1. It is often mistaken by parents as "lots of love." 2. It is often used in texting and online chats when things get awkward, or when there is nothing else to say.

1. When texting your mom: Mom: "Grandma died. LOL" You: WTF? 2. When texting a person you don't know too well: Person: "I forgot my homework the other day and my teacher yelled at me\!" You: LOL I gotta go now.

73. (lol) (0↑, 0↓)
In the late 1990's-Early 2000's, this internet slang term's meaning was literally 'laugh out loud', and was used to express the laughter of the user of the term. In these times, the term was used appropriately and was not over-used. Nowadays, the term is overused to the point that people loathe the usage of the term. It is now used to simply attempt to advance the conversation, but often instead kills the conversation. The term is also used when the person is not paying any attention to the conversation, and has nothing relevant to say. The person will then reply with 'lol', and the conversation will be effectively ended. The slang terms 'XD', 'hahaha' and such are occasionally used instead. The term is also often used by the younger generation in actual real-life conversations, which has the same meaning as its new meaning.

Original example: Person 1: I just finished watching \<funny movie name\>, and \<name\> said \<funny line\>. Person 2: Lol\! (Person 2 is genuinely laughing at Person 1's statement). New Internet meaning: Person 1: I was walking down the street today, and someone blew smoke in my face. (Five minute wait) Person 2: Lol (Person 2 is using the term as a way to attempt to advance the conversation, which has now been killed by Person 2's statement). Real-life conversation usage: Same as meaning 2

74. (Lol) (0↑, 0↓)
Lots of lube

Did you bring lol

75. (lol) (0↑, 0↓)
What you must use for a period on Facebook. On Facebook the period key suddenly becomes disabled on your keyboard when trying to leave a comment or status so you must put lol at the end of your sentence even if what your writing doesn't even make you laugh out loud or is even the slightest fucking bit funny.

Person 1: r u picking up the milk on the way home lol Person 2: yea lol Person 3: lol Person 1: what was so fucking funny person 3 lol Person 2: yea person 3 lol Person 3: i really don't know lol

76. (LOL) (0↑, 0↓)
A meme (cartoon) that has an often ugly face with a wide circular mouth, that laughs at something on the Internet 1. Instead of being pronounced l.o.l, it is comonly used a word and not an acronym... (example) \{loll\} pronounced like roll

Dude look at that LOLL face. It is commonly used in emails or texts to make people have a fit of laughter. Dude look at this LOLL face my friend sent me....

Author: Charles Erickson http://lol.urbanup.com/6097655
77. (lol) (0↑, 0↓)
pronounced: el-oh-el *laugh out loud *lots of love *love of lingerie something said when people (americans) are too lazy to put "haha"

*texting* Tiffany: do yew wanna call me tonight? Derek: lol Tiffany: ... yes or no? Derek: lol

Author: yerbuttcrackisshowing http://lol.urbanup.com/6018560
78. (LoL) (0↑, 0↓)
A common acronym for the game League of Legends

Get on LoL, I'm bored

79. (LOL) (0↑, 0↓)
It means Laugh Out Loud

haha that was so funny...LOL

Author: Katherine908675342643 http://lol.urbanup.com/5917212
80. (lol) (0↑, 0↓)
Little old Lady

I am not a lol\!

81. (lol) (0↑, 0↓)
Added when you have nothing meaningful left to say.

Terry: Gosh, this paper is due tomorrow and I haven't even started\! Mark: Well, that's lame...lol

82. (Lol) (0↑, 0↓)
Something you say when something isn't really funny or interesting . But you just say it just to say it.

Bob- Dude I got a new ipod touch. Joe- Oh lol nice....

83. (lol) (0↑, 0↓)
Lots of Love Usually known as "laughing out loud" but can be multiple things, and this just happens to be one of them.

babe, i want to show you lol next time i see you

84. (lol) (0↑, 0↓)
1. Lack of Laughter 2. Laugh out Loud (not paying attention)

1. Friend: Want to hear a funny joke? Me: Eh. sure. Friend: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment. Me: lol (thinking "go die") Friend: Haha see, that was so corny i could eat it\! Haha 2. Friend: I had to have my [penis] removed Me: lol Friend: I'm so sad, what shud i do? Me: lol

Author: Pseudonym101lol http://lol.urbanup.com/5752213
85. (lol) (2↑, 2↓)
lack of laughter

lol

86. (lol) (0↑, 0↓)
Used in improper statements. Acronyms: 1) Laugh Out Loud 2) Lots Of Love 3) Lots Of Laughs 4) Lol On Louis And so on

See acronyms above or look at this example: **IM example** In this example, we will use two imaginary people John and Fred. --- **IM example** John: hey Fred: hi John: wats up Fred: nothing John: hey you wanna hear a joke Fred: kk John: if quizzes are quizzical wat are tests? Fred: testical... omg lol John: lol testical testicle

Author: ArandompersonwhoisveryweirdxD http://lol.urbanup.com/5466228
87. (lol) (1↑, 1↓)
left out lesbian. When one lesbian cheats on her partner with a guy.

We feel bad for the lol in the movie The kids are all right. -Kara

88. (LOL) (1↑, 1↓)
Abbreviation for Land O' Lakes.

LOL Unsalted.

Author: takecourage http://lol.urbanup.com/5049063
89. (LOL) (1↑, 1↓)
If you didn't know what it meant, you wouldn't be on this site to begin with. Seriously.

Gramps: Jimmy, getcher pants out of that whatsit and come help me with the fertilizer\! Jimmy: LOL\! Grampa, it's called a computer, and my pants are not in it. Gramps: Eh? Don't get all fancy with your 'cool cat' lingo, boy. Use the English they spend all that time teaching you in school. Why, if those silly innernets words were ever put in the dictionary, I'd start speaking FRENCH. And you know how much I hate those darned French... Why when I was your age, blah blah respected our blah blah blah.... Jimmy: *sigh...*

Author: Highly Uncreative Pseudonym http://lol.urbanup.com/4811000
90. (lol) (1↑, 1↓)
A stick man drowning. Those sick fuckers who use it in every god-damn text, they are the John Wayne Gacys of the stick world. You are slaughtering their people\!

Person 1: Lmao jk lol Person 2: You sick fuck Person 1: ha lol Person 2: I have to tell on you Person 1: lol wut Person 2: Mudrerer\!

91. (lol) (1↑, 1↓)
Originally used as "Laugh out Loud" but now it has other uses, specifically to break up a tense mood in a conversation, try to ask an awkward question, or trying not to be rude. It is not a statement of laughter at all, rather it has evolved into an added word that makes difficult conversations more bearable through text, email, and instant messaging.

Person 1: "Hey so I saw you peeking through my window yesterday while I was undressing, lol" Person 2: "Oh yeah..lol" Person 1: "That's kinda creepy, lol" or Person 1: "Hey I just wanted to ask...were you the one that stole my wallet? It had all of my important credit cards, point cards, and my gym membership, not to mention a lot of cash,and 20 people say they saw you took it...just asking, lol" Person 2: "Yeah, i took it and charged everything, cashed out your points, and worked out today, oh and I had a race to see how fast I could spend your money, lol" Person 1:........lol......

92. (Lol) (1↑, 1↓)
Word you use when you don't want or are not bothered to keep on texting a person. After someone says lol it marks the end of that topic. Only the most highly trained English men have found a response to LOL

Boy: hey want to make out? Girl: Lol Boy: ... Teacher: What is a leprechauns penis called? student:LOL teacher: ...

93. (lol) (1↑, 1↓)
Stands for Laugh(ing) Out Loud But nowadays people use it as a word so they can just say something instead of ignoring the person.

Person 1: Dude, my grandmother died today... :( Person 2: lol Person 1: What the hell is wrong with you?? Person 2: idk Person 1: *Logs out*

94. (lol) (3↑, 3↓)
The act of cunnilingus. If you say "lol" (not L.O.L) - think think what your doing with your tongue. Now if you say lol 10 times it emphasizes the fact.

"Did you get to 3rd base?" "Yeah I did manage to give her a lol"

Author: BartholemewW http://lol.urbanup.com/4352683
95. (Lol) (2↑, 2↓)
Though the word lol means 'laugh out loud', it is very rarely used when one is actually laughing. It is used in many other circumstances. For example, in an internet conversation, the word lol is usually used when someone has no idea what the other person is going on about. "Yeah so I was like, get a boyfriend, and she was like, no, and like, what's up with that?" "Lol" It may also be used when one is not listening, or just not bothered to pay attention to what the other is saying.

Lol u just got pwned Lol that is so sad lol Lol what lol?

Author: Supergeniuswashere http://lol.urbanup.com/4331968
96. (LOL) (1↑, 1↓)
A "web lingo" mostly used by AOL noobs. This is what they say when they really dont care what you say. See [AOL] and [AIM]. See also [lmao], [rofl], and [haha].

Person 1: OMG IT WAS SO HORRIBLE, I WAS BEING CHASED AROUND THE PARKING LOT BY A CAR AND I BARELY ESCAPED AND HE ALMOST RAN ME OVER. Person 2: lol. Person 1: OMG AND LIKE ALSO THIS UGLY PERSON WAS LIKE OMG I HATE U I'M NEVER GONNA SAVE YOU. Person 2: lol.

Author: Psudonym1212 http://lol.urbanup.com/4059275
97. (LoL) (4↑, 4↓)
Its origin is "Laughing out Loud". But it has become so overused that it's scarcely expressing humour anymore. Todays meaning is more like "[OMG] that is so lame\!"

Person 1: You want to come over and watch Clueless? Person 2: lol Two people are walking on the street, talking. A guy in a spotted Hawaii-shirt passes by. The two friends: lol\!

98. (lol) (2↑, 2↓)
a word used in text messages or AIM, yahoo, etc...meaning "laughing out loud" It was actually so overused that many people in our modern society decided to migrate from that word to [haha]. Saying lol to someone is just a way to stop a conversation when you have nothing to say. It's also a way to make the other person feel like they're fun to be around with their "great sense of humor" and all... If people actually DID laugh out loud, they'd come out and say "i just laughed for real"

JackFTW: Dude I was walking down a street today and then I blinked and all of a sudden I forgot what happened, it was soooooo weird, dude. Steve678: lol --------- Jane74: OMG\! GUESS WHAT\!\! I got these AMAZING SUNGLASSES that are like huge, you don't even know\!\! *4 minutes* Jane74: Hello? *1 minute* Jane74: Did you read my message? Tilly904: lol --------- Jasper8D: Can I confide in you my deepest secrets? I don't know who else I can tell.. Greg67: lol... Jasper8D: What was the "..." for? Greg67: Uh...what do you think... Jasper8D: lol

Author: i lost the remote http://lol.urbanup.com/3879505
99. (lol) (2↑, 2↓)
for everyones information, it no longer means "i am really enjoying our conversation and laughing with glee" it is now what people say when they are too lazy to text anything better or more sincere.

"how are you today?" "idk." "wanna hangout? that might be fun\!" "ya." "um...so whats up?" "lol" "huh?" "gtg."

100. (LOL) (6↑, 6↓)
1."laugh out loud" 2. A filler used in IM to make someone seem funny when their clearly not. 3. Laughing when something is indeed funny.

guy,"haha that what she said." girl,"lol..."

Author: cole and cole alone O.o http://lol.urbanup.com/3214143
101. (LOL) (5↑, 5↓)
This is an abbreviation, commonly used in texting, that can mean on or all of the following: lots of laughs; loads of laughs; laughing out loud; lots of lovin'; loads of loving.

EX. 1 That joke you told was so funny it made me LOL. EX. 2 There where LOLs when she fell down the flight of stairs. EX. 3 You see that obese women over there, she's LOL.

102. (LOL) (17↑, 17↓)
Acronym standing for LUMPY OVERCOAT LARD to describe a fat drug dealer in an overcoat.

Yo I bought this shit from that LOL across thee street.

Author: Pooty__Toot http://lol.urbanup.com/2945920
103. (lol) (19↑, 19↓)
A word meaning...... 1. That's sorta funny 2. ok 3. I don't know what to say 4. I am greatly saddend by your loss

1. A. then i said ur m0ma\!\!11 B. lol 2. A.Let's go fuck 2night B.lol 3. A. Ur sucha bitch B.lol 4. A.OMG, i thINK My GRaNDmA Is Havin a HeartATack\!\!\!\!1111ong B lol

Author: Mizterd urb http://lol.urbanup.com/2567100
104. (lol) (23↑, 23↓)
Meaning, Laugh Out Loud, but has achieved fine subtle nuances of it's own unique personality. For example: "lol": "I am mildly amused..." "lol\!\!": (the original laugh out loud excitement) "HAHA\!\!" "LOL": (can be sarcastic) "Ha, yeah, no." /:| "LOL\!\!": (this is very similar to other gleeful chatspeak such as lmao (laugh my ass off), and rofl (rolling on floor laughing) "WAAAAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY LOL\!\!\!" **side note: I don't use the phrase rofl as a response to something funny; rather, saying it simply makes me laugh. Try it. Say "rofl rofl rofl\!\!" phonetically. lol\!\!

Bobby: Dude, I pissed on my shoe in the bathroom just now... =( Chett:lol Bobby: Then I swore and accidentally pissed on the guy next to me... *head in hands* Chett: lol\!\! Bobby: Then he punched my face quite firmly and I collapsed into the urinal whereupon he then peed upon my whole person in totality. Chett: LOL\!\!\! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFLMAO\!

105. (lol) (4↑, 4↓)
though most of you guys think it for laughing out loud or whatever, it not. its a Dutch word, check it its in our dictionairy it's what the enlish would call fun. my theory behind this word gainig online inernational most used word is like. some english vry creative players saw a few dutch player chatting. the ppl from holland used the word lol, but the english men didn't knew what it meant. so they got creative and came up with the laughing out loud. its a dutch word, look it up, really its in teh big books.

wtf example I can't go talking dutch here now can I? ok appairently i must to post this. guy: laten we wat lol maken\! translation: lets make some fun\!

106. (lol) (24↑, 24↓)
It means you suck if you say it. Add sucky points for CAPS, added L's and \!'s.

I killed someone LOLLL\!\!\!\!

107. (lol) (110↑, 110↓)
Abbreviation for Laughing out Loud or Lots of Laughs. But now, however, it's just a useless reply when you can't think of anything else to say in a conversation on AIM or email. Often overused.

Aimnerd12356: LOL Kid546: what? Aimnerd12356: OMG MY DOG JUST DIED LOLLL Kid: LOL\!

Author: a person with a face http://lol.urbanup.com/1664167
108. (lol) (3↑, 3↓)
\{ELLE-OH-ELLE\} v. 1. [Acronym] for Laugh Out Loud. not pronounced 'loll' (rhymes with 'roll') as some (idiots) think. Say each letter seperately. L-O-L. 2. Often overused [acronym] while chatting online. It also has somehow found it's way into spoken vocabulary, and you now can hear people saying "LOL" instead of actually laughing.

1. sara101: like, omg\! today i ate a pie\! janie101: like, omg\! LOL\! lol, same thing happened to me\! 2. Sara: *slips and falls* ow\! Jane: LOL you are a klutz\! (that night chatting online) sara101: like omg\! lol, remember when i fell 2day?? lol\!\! janie101: lol\! yeah\! lol\! you are a KlUtZ\!\! LOL\! lol\! sara101: lol, lol\! haha lol\!

109. (LOL) (0↑, 1↓)
was know as 'Lots of Love' then 'Laugh out loud' now 'I don't give a shit'. My mum thinks it means 'Lots of Love'.

1) :( MUM: 'Your grandma just died LOL' Me: 'WTF MUM\! THATS HORRIBLE WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT THAT\!\!' MUM: 'LOL xoxo' 2) Me: '*Tells kick-ass joke*' Friend: 'LOLOLOLOLOLOL :')' 3) 'um' 'errrr' '...' 'lol'

Author: hi my names Zoe http://lol.urbanup.com/6260588
110. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
An emoticon for a man drowning.

I was at the beach and the lifeguard had to save a lol. The lifeguard gave the lol mouth to mouth.

Author: SeymoreAzses http://lol.urbanup.com/6135347
111. (Lol) (0↑, 1↓)
Lol is dutch for fun.

`` ik heb lol gehad`` (I had fun in dutch)

Author: supergmstudios http://lol.urbanup.com/6107637
112. (lol) (2↑, 3↓)
1. "Laughing out loud". You usually use it when you didn't understand what someone just said. Or when you are actually laughing. 2. "Lots of love". when you are writting a letter.

1. Tom: Oh der. it's tb4u, idk wat 2 say. ubr neway, ufb. jk You: er......... LOL\! Adam: Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out the underpants\! You: LOL\! that's so funny. 2. *ending a letter*: Please, write as soon as you can\! LOL. Leslie.

113. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
lol...if you don't know what lol means you're either one: an uneducated little fucker, or two: an wrinkly ass grandma. But if you're really this fucking retarded, I'll tell you what it means; Laughing out loud. NOTEEE: No one uses lol when they're seriously laughing, lol that'd be gay. We say LMAO, LMFAO, LMMFAO, ROFLMFAO, etc. lol is normally used as a shitty reply to something that's not funny, or it's used to be sarcastic. So now you know the REAL use of lol. (you're sucha fucktard. lol...bye..)

[lol] . . . . whoever the hell looked lol up is sucha newbiee.

Author: Brittany Spears motherfuckers\! http://lol.urbanup.com/5713640
114. (Lol) (0↑, 1↓)
Internet slang. Short form of 'laughing out loud', but often mistaken for 'lots of love'.

Mom: Welcome to the funeral of our beloved aunt Tammy. LOL\! Son: ..why did you just say 'LOL', mom?. Mom: Uhm. I thought it meant 'lots of love'? ..

Author: --Rawrgasmic-- http://lol.urbanup.com/5665051
115. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
lol=laugh out loud. from a very stupid fat man (or woman)=love our lard\!

Example 1 (via text)Guy 1: Dude, your so fat\! Guy2: lol D: Example 2 (via email)Guy 1: hay ur fat Guy 2: lol cause you are too

Author: duntalktomeimtoocool http://lol.urbanup.com/5622343
116. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
Original: [Laugh Out Loud] As of February 6, 2009 Shortened form of [Laurence]

I lol'd over Lol's joke.

Author: babtothebone http://lol.urbanup.com/5590691
117. (LOL) (0↑, 1↓)
Something you say or type when something to you is funny enough to eknoledge but you don't really laugh so you just say 'lol'

Sally: Hey guess what?\! I forgot it was April Fool's day today but I played a prank on Ethal anyway\! Sue: Lol. Cool

Author: the only one who rocks http://lol.urbanup.com/5579085
118. (LOL) (0↑, 1↓)
A three letter acronym with a shady past. I knew a couple who thought it meant 'lots of love'... and they wrote LOL in a funeral letter\!

Funeral Letter: 'Sorry your dad died. LOL, Jake and Sally. Guy 1: Dude, he wrote LOL in a funeral letter\! Guy 2: Must have thought it mean lots of love.

119. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
[Lol] was used to describe as Laugh Out Loud on the [internet]... on February 6, 2009 a person by the name of Lol B altered and macroed the definition for a shortened form of [Laurence] for people with the name.

I lol'd over Lol's joke.

Author: babtothebone http://lol.urbanup.com/5567579
120. (LOL) (0↑, 1↓)
An abbreviation of "laugh out loud" commonly used in texting or social networking sites such as Facebook.

Krystal: How much longer do you think it'll be before "LOL" is added to the dictionary? Vern: Ha, I just added it to the dictionary, LOL\!

121. (Lol) (1↑, 2↓)
Used to mean "laugh out loud". [Ironic] because it now it pretty much means "yeah [fuck] you too" or "i dont really give a [shit]"

guy1:My mom just died... guy2:lol

122. (Lol) (1↑, 2↓)
A word that originally meant: 1) Lots of Love 2) Laugh out Loud However, it now is more of the equivalent of the grunt you make when you're not really laughing, but you acknowledge the joke. It is also used to soften an insult or make something sound less serious. Alot of the time it is used as an akward silence filler. When someone is really laughing out loud, the tend to add exclamation points or excessive Ls and Os, or capitalizing it. ROFL, LMAO, ROFLALMAO, LMFAO, and HAHAHAHAHAHA are also used.

To make something seem less insulting: Person 1: I think you should go on a diet, lol. Person 2: lol To make something sound friendlier: Person 1: Wanna go out? Person 2: No, lol To fill an akward silence: Person 1: Hey\! Person 2: Hey\! --10 minutes later-- Person 1:lol To acknowledge humor: Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person 2: IDK Person 1: 2 get 2 the other side\!\! Person 2:lol WHEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY LOLLING Person 1: Remember last night when Sara told Ms.Hemmingway she loved her? HAHAHAHA... and Ms.H called the police????? Person 2: LOLOLOLOLOLOL\!\!\!\!\!

Author: A purple alien from mars xD http://lol.urbanup.com/5462568
123. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
1. abbreviation for "laugh out loud", this is most commonly used. 2. abbreviation for "lots of love", this is not as common and will anger people easily.

1. dude one: hey man\! that kid totally ate shit on that skateboard\! dude two: lol\! thats some funny shit 2. (this is in an IM chat room) joey: my cat just got hit by a truck... old lady: lol. joey: wtf\! you crazy old bitch\!

Author: HunterHomicide http://lol.urbanup.com/5389977
124. (lol) (1↑, 2↓)
1) when written in caps, using smiley faces, or exclamation points, it means "laugh out loud", and you really are laughing, or at least have a smile on your face 2) something you say when there's nothing else you can think of to say back to the person 3) you didn't really think it was funny, but they thought so, so you have to give them SOME kind of response\! 4) what you reply to people when you just erased your texts, forgot what you were talking about, and the next text you get says lolll\! you have no idea where it came from, but you'd better pretend\!

[texting person \#1: and then i fell over his cat and broke my arm LOLLL\! it was SOOO funny\!\!\!] [texting person \#2: lol]

Author: nothingnothingnothing http://lol.urbanup.com/5336004
125. (LOL) (0↑, 1↓)
A pathetic way of continuing a conversation long past the point where it's still interesting, thoroughly boring whoever you are talking to.

Person 1:I just went to the mall, and now im wearing clothes that my parents would kill me for wearing. Person 2:LOL Person 1:You're such a [text-killer]

Author: Suicidal Rampage http://lol.urbanup.com/5327895
126. (lol) (1↑, 2↓)
Occasionly meaning "Lots of Love" though it can be confused with "Laughing Out Loud". This can lead to problems.

(This is within a text) Heard your dog just died. LOL [lol] [1337] [mistake] [text] [mix-up]

Author: FerryMan226 http://lol.urbanup.com/5313881
127. (lol) (1↑, 1↓)
Originally meaning "laugh out loud", the definition should be changed to "LACK of LAUGHTER" \!

Speaker 1) yo, yesterday i ate shit..... Speaker 2 ) lol

Author: asscrackssss http://lol.urbanup.com/5187456
128. (Lol) (0↑, 1↓)
1. Laugh out loud 2.Lol has gone from meaning "Laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"

1. Aaron- Did you check out that video on youtube? Nick- YES\! LOL 2. skatechik101- hey ribluver1- sup skatechik101- nothing you? ribluver1- nothing chilling. skatechik101- that's cool lol.

Author: thehelpguru http://lol.urbanup.com/5170764
129. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
Originally meant to abbreviate the phrase "laugh out loud" when something was funny, now it just basically abbreviate "i have nothing left to say, but i dont want to think im going to ignore you, so heres a small 3 letter word to remind you im not ignoring you".

Guy 1: so me and Joe were at the zoo the other day and we saw a rhino give birth. pretty amazing. Guy 2: lol Guy 1: My fish just died. Guy 2: lol

Author: blumpkinsuniteded http://lol.urbanup.com/5132587
130. (LOL) (1↑, 2↓)
LOL is used by adventurers when they see a Large Orange Liger. LOL could also be used as a past tense of a action such as roaring like a liger: LOL'd.

Ex1: Adventurer1: Omg, LOL\! LOL\! Adventurer2: Where?\! Ex2: Person: There was a creeper so i LOL'd as loud as i could\!

Author: mikeytheedino http://lol.urbanup.com/5121701
131. (LOL) (1↑, 2↓)
The term used by trolls and internet scum alike. The sed trolls that use the term normally spend absurd amounts of time on social-network sites like facebook and myspace, (LOLing) at pointless and humour-free situations. It is then normally followed up by a response also containing "LOL" or any another abbrieviated term use to suggest laughter, see [ROFL] [LMAO]. Those who use the term should be shot or have thier tongue and fingers removed, to prevent them from ruining the internet.

E.G "I have cancer LOL\!" "I'm buying soup LOL" "LOLROFLWTF" "LOLOLOLOLOLOL"

Author: GameGeek2107 http://lol.urbanup.com/4932512
132. (lol) (1↑, 2↓)
lets order linguini

person 1 : what to you want for dinner tonight person 2 : lol

133. (LOL) (1↑, 2↓)
Originally used for laughing; now it's a conversation filler, something to express slight agreement, or something to make a conversation less serious.

- "So... when are you going to pay me back? lol." - "And then I was like NUHH UHH GIRLL" "lol." - "Are you even paying attention?\!" "lol."

Author: I am a Person Yes I is Indeed http://lol.urbanup.com/4800431
134. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
A rude way to end a conversation or it is used to say "I don't have a thing to say" it is considered rude. Use hahaha instead

"Was that a great movie" "Yeah lol"

135. (LOL) (2↑, 3↓)
1. acronym for "i reaLy can't think Of anything eLse to say", often used in online forums and chat. 2. acronym for "Laughing Out Loud", also used in online forums and chat (archaic). Intention is signalled by how it is written: a. lol = yeah, I'm bored b. lol... = this is awkward... c. lol\! = that's amusing d. LOL = that's very amusing; but I still didn't laugh e. LOL\! = not only was that amusing, but I might have actually LAUGHED OUT LOUD The term has generally been replacd with "haha" to indicate that you found it amusing, as "lol" is often seen as dismissive.

1. Billy: So, did you want to hookup? Chris: lol... 2. Chris: And then he asked me if I wanted to hookup. Michael: LOL\!

Author: random1234567890 http://lol.urbanup.com/4132419
136. (LOL) (0↑, 1↓)
Laugh Out Loud or Laughing Out Loud or Lots Of Laughs NOT Lots Of Love. Quite often used when someone isn't paying attention or can't be bothered to answer properly and just replies with 'lol' Something ones mother/father/grandmother etc. should never ever say.

"Lol your mum said 'lol' today" "Yeah lol" "My dog was brutally murdered with a dessert spoon" "Lol"

Author: Lolkittehm =D http://lol.urbanup.com/4117763
137. (lol) (1↑, 2↓)
At one point, this word was a widely-used Internet acronym that stands for "laughing out loud." Now, depending on the context, it is a universal way of saying "I don't care" without the harshness of the phrase itself.

Guy 1: I got promoted at the workplace today\! Guy 2: lol

138. (lol) (2↑, 3↓)
1.an overly used expression used to fill in your senteces to make them "flow easier" 2.usually used when chatting or texting to express that you are laughing. (laughing out loud) could also mean: lots of love who really laughs out loud when they say lol? :P

all examples over txting or online chatting. 1. Lauren- "HEYYYYY WHACA DOIN\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! LOL\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Brittany- STFU\! and its WHATCHA not WHACA\! Lauren- LOL\!\!\!\!\! are you mad at me or something\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!? LOL\!\!\!\! 2. dude1 "Omgshh\! I just fell down the stairs and hurt my pee pee\! haha\! im such a klutz\!" dude2 "LOL." 3. girl- " ok well i gtg now. talk to you tomorrow(:" boy- "ok. see you tomorrow. lol and goodnight"

139. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
origanaly and truly meant "lots of love"... but not everybody knew that so it turned to fricken "laughing out loud" and then ppl sed "lots of luaghs" and "luaghing out loud" so yeah suck it...

lol

Author: jghghlgghjfhf http://lol.urbanup.com/3996038
140. (lol) (1↑, 2↓)
a term used when your unsure about what to say over the internet

the only logical thing to say was lol

Author: joeyjoejoejajoe http://lol.urbanup.com/3988189
141. (LOL) (8↑, 9↓)
Can stand for "Lovely Orgasmic Licking"....if u have a dirty mind.

"Oh....hey buddy, can u buy me a LOL?" "See that chick over there? Yeah she gave me a LOL last night."

142. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
Something that is very overused.

oh lol

Author: dhfhghdjsjkfd http://lol.urbanup.com/3952252
143. (lol) (1↑, 2↓)
L-augh O-ut L-oud funny, laughing, giggling

we all started laughing.....LOL......jokes

Author: lisa12345678 http://lol.urbanup.com/3945066
144. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
The word 'lol' is just a simple reply, simply meaning the replier does not want to engage in a conversation with you. He/she also is not really 'laughing out loud'.

Guy - DUDE I WAS SO HIGH LAST NIGHT Replier - lol ... ....

145. (LOL) (0↑, 1↓)
Means Laugh out loud.

Me:OMG\! My friend:i cant believe that happend\!LOL\!thats totally funny\!

Author: totally spies http://lol.urbanup.com/3899064
146. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
a word occasionally but not frequently misconstrued as "lots of love"

[my mom is dying of cancer] [I'm sorry man. lol]

147. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
1. laugh out loud 2. lots of love

1. person \#1: That was soo funny person \#2: lol 2. person \#1: i g2g xoxo lol person \#2 okay byee xo lol

Author: horsebabe26 http://lol.urbanup.com/3870730
148. (LOL) (1↑, 2↓)
it's original meaning, laugh out loud, is no longer used when using this word. LOL has evolved from "laugh out loud" to a haha meaning.

*after someone tells a joke* LOL, that's funny.

Author: padlfkajdoiavmkafd http://lol.urbanup.com/3865744
149. (lol) (2↑, 3↓)
A acronym that is extremely overused, and it stands for "laugh out loud". Usages: 1. It means, "I really didn't laugh out loud at all, I really typed this because I would feel awkward and judged if I didn't." 2. "I'm really just afraid of what you think of me, so if I type 'lol' then I do not have to worry about you taking anything I say seriously." 3. "I just said something that is potentially embarrassing, I should follow up with an 'lol' just in case." 4. "I am not eloquent enough to think of anything better to say than 'lol'."

1. Person 1: "So then I said, 'That wasn't a gynecologist, that was a pediatrician\!'" Person 2: "lol" 2. Person 1: "I love you..." (Why I am telling you this through text or IM, I do not know.) Person 2: *no reply* Person 1: "Um\! LOL\! HAHA\!" 3. Person 1: "I just joined a cult where we slaughter baby rabbits and drink their blood." Person 2: "\!\!\!" Person 1: "LOL\!" 4. Person 1: "So what are your theories on the space time continuum?" Person 2: "Uh, lol\!"

150. (LOL) (3↑, 4↓)
LOL is a stupid, useless "word" that means "Laughing Out Loud", even though you don't usually laugh out loud when you say it. You generally use it in chat conversations, and you look very very stupid if you say it in a real conversation. It's THE thing to say when you have absolutely nothing to say. (sorry for my english ;p)

A: Hi\! B: Hello\! A: How r u ? B: good n u? A: great B: .... A: Lol

151. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
Type it whenever u feel laughing.. :P lol

[10:49:33 PM] Ze Google Guru: I remember when you talked about going cross-country, or something like that... [10:49:43 PM] Sirloin: ?? [10:49:50 PM] Sirloin: I dont remember that [10:49:52 PM] War Pig: lol

152. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
A word that is used WAY to much on the internet. Meaning: L-augh O-ut L-oud

Guy 1: yeah dude, i just broke up with my gf Guy 2: lol Guy 1: wtf dude, that isnt funny\! Guy 2: lol Guy 1: -_- .... Guy 2: lol

Author: greenpickle123 http://lol.urbanup.com/3739204
153. (LOL) (1↑, 2↓)
1. Laugh Out Loud 2. Lots Of Love

1. That was so funny, lol 2. lol George x

Author: Little Donkey http://lol.urbanup.com/3501473
154. (LOL) (4↑, 5↓)
A Shortend Way Of Saying Laugh Out Loud\!

In Emails Or Chatrooms It Is Used Commonly Im Me: Today I Had 3 Cats For Breakfast Im You: LOL

155. (lol) (9↑, 10↓)
What I do when I see your face.

You: Hey man. Me: LOL.

156. (lol) (7↑, 8↓)
Originally an acronym typically taken to stand for "laughing out loud" (also occasionally "lots of laughs," "lots of love," "lots of luck") in internet forums, chat rooms, and text messages, it has evolved to fit a role as an indicator either of the tone of a previous statement, or an acknowledgement that a message was received through an online medium. Because of the nature of conversations occurring through text, it is not always simple for the intended audience to know whether a statement was meant to be comical, hostile, serious, written in anger, etc. Ending a textual statement with "lol" is an indicator that the statement was made in jest or without any intended hostility toward the recipient(s). When used as an indicator of reception, "lol" signifies that the recipient was present, though it is rarely an indicator that they actually read the message they received. "lol" is sometimes used in spoken conversation as an interjection pronounced either as "el oh el" or "lawl" and typically indicates excitement, enthusiasm wry amusement, irony, or skepticism.

"Gosh, I can't stand you\! lol" or Sender: "Hey. Just got back from work and found out my uncle died. :(" Recipient: "lol"

Author: Antonio Dee http://lol.urbanup.com/3244653
157. (lol) (7↑, 8↓)
1. A word with no meanings, used on the internet to end a sentence. SImilar in function to the Japanese "desu" 2. Interjection to signify that one is vaguely amused by something.

A: Where were you yesterday? B: I was playing all day lol. As you see, the lol added to the end of the sentence by speaker B serves no purpose. A: Yo, I bumped into this fat spic yesterday. B: lol. Speaker B is vaguely amused by A's encounter with an overweight person of Hispanic Descent.

158. (lol) (3↑, 4↓)
An abbreviation for "Laugh Out Loud" that is used in cyberspace. It is rarely (if ever) meant literally. Maybe there was a time that it LITERALLY meant "Laugh Out Loud", however, I have been active in cyberspace for over ten years and am unaware of this time. What “lol” is, is simply one of the many ‘online lingoes’ that are used to communicate things that [IRL] (in real life) would otherwise be communicated through either voice tone or body language. In particular, “lol” is used to signify that the individual typing it finds something humorous about what they are saying EVEN IF this individual typing it may not literally be "laughing out loud” "lol" and most other 'online lingo' also tend to be used in text messages and high school note-passing. And with the exception of text messages (when laziness may ensue), the first letter to “lol” is not usually capitalized, even when it is the start of a sentence or a sentence by itself.

He got hit by a car\! lol

Author: Forever Remain http://lol.urbanup.com/3093503
159. (lol) (3↑, 4↓)
A popular internet abbreviation that can be used for the sentences "laugh out loud" or "lots of laughing." This can also be the abbreviation for a popular internet video called Legend of Link.

Person1: LOL\! Person2: Dude why did you say lol I never said anything funny. Person1: I know, i'm just obsessed with saying LOL\!

160. (LOL) (4↑, 5↓)
something you type when you have nothing better to say... (laugh out loud) (although I'm sure no one laughs when they say it)

girl: my mom died Guy:LOL

Author: felicia rodriguez http://lol.urbanup.com/2998331
161. (lol) (2↑, 3↓)
Laugh out loud, however common use is: way to keep a conversation going when one has nothing good to say.

Mike: "do you think my parents will still love me if I bring Pedro home for thanksgiving?" Zack: ...lol

162. (lol) (8↑, 9↓)
Commonly lol is used by everyone, expecially people who say they hate netspeak. ...which really pisses me off

Perfect_Grammar: I really hate it when people use netspeak. Like when dey tlk lyk dis. Sexy_lolly: Yeah.... I see where your coming from Perfect_Grammar: I mean, seriously. Are you going to type like that when you get a real job? lol. Sexy_lolly: Hypocrite... -cough-

163. (LOL) (3↑, 4↓)
1. Laughing Out Loud 2. A pointless word 3. An offensive phrase

1. Phoebe: ...and he almost blew his balls off\! Mark: LOL\! 2. Jack: ...the feeling of death and the awful pain... Mark: LOL 3. F*** off you damn lol\!

Author: Alex Nowotnik http://lol.urbanup.com/2895505
164. (lol) (2↑, 3↓)
It means Laughing out Loud...For texting, im-ing and saying it general...

Kara: LOL that sitcom is so funny Leslie; Lol, I know\!

165. (lol) (9↑, 10↓)
A slang for "I aint got time for you"

Nickname: That monkey is so funny\! Person lol Nickname: it makes me laugh\! Person: lol Nickname: are u bz? Person: lol

166. (lol) (14↑, 15↓)
Usually means "laugh out loud", but most of the time when people say it, they're not actually loling. Along time ago when the computer was.. like.. just invented it might of meant "Lamer On Line" (which meant a lamer was online, lol.) and also sometimes "lots of love". It can also indicate that someone thinks whatever they just said is funny, or something. Or it can be said when the person doesn't know what else to say, or a response to a stupid joke, etc.

Person: ..then the kid tripped and when he got back up his nose was bleeding, \>\>lol.\<\< ... Person: thats funny, lol. ... Person 1: he said he got AID's :( Person 2: LOL. ... etc.

167. (Lol) (15↑, 16↓)
A word that used to mean either 'Laugh out Loud' or 'Laughing out loud', but is now so over used people tend to type it automatically, just to look like they are paying attention to what the other person is saying. Like when you say a word over and over and it looses its meaning; that's basically what has happened here. It can be used almost anywhere as a sentance filler.

Person 1: Nice day today. Person 2: Lol. Person 1: Uhg, my boyfriend dumped me today. Then, after I almost got killed by a car, I fell downstairs and broke my leg. Person 2: Omg lol XD Person 1: Wanna go to town later? Person 2: Lol sure. Person 1: Hi how are you. Person 2: Fine, you Person 1: Ok. Whats up. Person 2: Nm, you Person 1: Nm. Lol Person 2: lol

Author: Lady Lemondrop http://lol.urbanup.com/2350558
168. (lol) (36↑, 37↓)
Acronym for "laugh(ing) out loud" Popularized by America Online subscribers in the early-to-mid nineties, spotting someone using the expression was a fairly reliable way to infer that this person was an [AOLer]. The fact that the L and O keys are adjacent may have helped the acronym find common usage among those who carefully observed their keyboard while typing. With the decline of [AOL], usage of "lol" and its variants spread to any [fucktard] who somehow found his or her way onto the Internet.

Then: 05:33:20 \<Phil\> hey, how much ram do you have now? 05:33:30 \<robman17426\> hi lol 05:33:41 --- mode: Phil set +b *\!*\@*.ipt.aol.com 05:33:41 --- kick: robman17426 was kicked by Phil (aoler) 05:33:47 \<LiteratiSam\> 32MB 05:33:55 \<Phil\> nice 05:34:09 \<LiteratiSam\> yeah, it helps Now: 05:33:20 \<Phil\> hey, how much ram do you have now? 05:33:30 \<robman17426\> hi lol 05:33:41 --- mode: Phil set +b 67.10.159.226 05:33:41 --- kick: robman17426 was kicked by Phil (lol\!) 05:33:47 \<LiteratiSam\> 2GB 05:33:55 \<Phil\> nice 05:34:09 \<LiteratiSam\> yeah, it helps

Author: Jacob Richardson http://lol.urbanup.com/2325330
169. (lol) (3↑, 4↓)
Meaning, Laugh Out Loud, but has achieved fine subtle nuances of it's own unique personality. For example: "lol": "I am mildly amused..." "lol\!\!": (the original laugh out loud excitement) "HAHA\!\!" "LOL": (can be sarcastic) "Ha, yeah, no." /:| "LOL\!\!": (this is very similar to other gleeful [chatspeak] such as lmao (laugh my ass off), and rofl (rolling on floor laughing) "WAAAAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY LOL\!\!\!" **side note: I don't use the phrase rofl as a response to something funny; rather, saying it simply makes me laugh. Try it. Say "rofl rofl rofl\!\!" phonetically. lol\!\!

Bobby: Dude, I pissed on my shoe in the bathroom just now... =( Chett:lol Bobby: Then I swore and accidentally pissed on the guy next to me... *head in hands* Chett: lol\!\! Bobby: Then he punched my face quite firmly and I collapsed into the urinal whereupon he then peed upon my whole person in totality. Chett: LOL\!\!\! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFLMAO\!

170. (lol) (19↑, 20↓)
"lol" = Shut the fuck up. Unless it's a chick you like, then it's just hopeful that an lol was appropriate.

Andy: "Yeah dude, me and my dad went fishing today and we caught this huge bass and we cut it all up, cooked it and ate it all up. It was a good day. And then he was like 'I'm so proud of you, son. You're very important to me and I love you.' It made me feel so special and I just gave him a big hug right by the grill. What a great day." Mark: "lol" Tina: "Me and Melissa went out today to the beach. It was pretty nice out but these fat guys were checking us out and we were like 'uhh..hi?' lol Mark: "lol\!\!" By the way, my name is not Mark.

Author: Cooly McCool http://lol.urbanup.com/1680136
171. (lol) (14↑, 15↓)
Used to mean "Laugh Out Loud" a while ago, now that it's SO widely used it usually means you're NOT laughing.

dorkz2: I love you. sexi1: O THX LOL YAY dorkz2: ... sexi1: LOL WOT dorkz2: Don't you love me? sexi1: o of cousre lol

172. (lol) (20↑, 21↓)
Lol means to "Laugh out Loud", although nowadays it is too overused in inappropriate situations to mean it's literal definition.

Jack: I had a detention today with Mr B Jill: lol

173. (lol) (24↑, 25↓)
Laughing Out Loud... usually used in chats or msm messages, quite easy to understand

-I think that Britney Spears is such a good singer -lol

174. (lol) (46↑, 47↓)
A acronym used on the internet. The widley accepted longer form is Laughing Out Loud. However, many say it can be used as Lots of Laughs.It is contreversial if the word is overused or not..

It was funny, so lol.

175. (lol) (12↑, 13↓)
Real Definition: "Laugh Out Loud" Common Uses for the Word LOL on [IRC] (Internet Relay Chat): "I have nothing better to say" "I can't be bothered to read about your promotion or your new Land Rover, so i'll put this instead, lol" "I don't care stop asking me for a reply" "How can you expect an answer, you've won the arguement, clear off"

Person: I have just been promoted to MD of a multinational bank, recieved a flash new car, a 15 bedroom house, a model for a wife and sat here talking to you Interlectual: LOL\! :) Person: Hi Interlectual: Heyyyyaaaaa Person: How are you? Interlectual: [NAF], LOL\! Person: - a quote from anything more expansive than a picture book - Interlectual:....... LOL :)

Author: FiatPuntoSX http://lol.urbanup.com/1502729
176. (lol) (3↑, 4↓)
I'm pretty old and lol always meant "lotsa luck" it was used in a number of ways. Wishing someone good fortune when embarking on something new. Reply to someone about to attempt something doomed to failure.

I hear you're trying to fix up that old clunker. lol So this is your third marriage. lol

177. (lol) (97↑, 98↓)
Some say it is an abbreviation for "Laughing out loud", but, in actuality, it is for "Lusting out loud". Beware when somebody types "Lol"

randomsn1-whats black and white and red all over? randomsn2-what? randomsn1- A penguin thats addicted to salsa\! randomsn2- lol randomsn1- you sick bastard. I am blocking you.

Author: Anthony Miller http://lol.urbanup.com/1447820
178. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
extremely funny; laugh out loud

hahahaha...LOL or john:I forgot how to spell my name Nicky:lol

Author: ezekiel lebron http://lol.urbanup.com/1327353
179. (lol) (0↑, 1↓)
A slang that used to stand for "Laugh out loud" but now frequently represents slight humor and acknowledgement of what is said. If someone was seriously laughing, instead of lol they would type LMAO or LMFAO\! Lol is just another way to bump the conversation.

Someone: omfg, my dad took my car away from me\! someone2: lol... yea now we can't go to wal-mart.

Author: anonymous_user http://lol.urbanup.com/1323744
180. (lol) (1↑, 2↓)
Used in awkward convosation with someone whom you are not familer with.

You: How was ur day? Me: Crappy, lol You: Wat r u havin 4 dinner? Me: Pizza lol You: lol

181. (lol) (1↑, 2↓)
1.Laughin out loud 2.a verbally expressed expression by people who spend way to much fricken time on the computer

1.josmo4526524242435:lol 2."oh that's so funny, lol" ____said

182. (lol) (1↑, 2↓)
A random series of letters that have no particular meaning but many "elite" people who like to represent themselves with the series of numbers, one, three, three, seven, like to use it at random intervals.

Newbie: Hi. "Elite": lol Newbie: What does lol mean? "Elite": No clue but the OTHERS say it. *looks around*

Author: The Coolster Person Man Wheee http://lol.urbanup.com/1297737
183. (lol) (2↑, 3↓)
Acronym used by retards too lazy to type 'you're not funny, stop trying to be'. , or 'I don't understand your word longer than 5 letters but I'll type something anyway to make it seem like I'm not a fucking retard'. Back when MSN was on version 2 or 3, it consisted of writing and conversation, now, version 7 consists of smilies, winks, nudges, stupid display pictures of your favourite anime, and 'lol'. It makes it much more satisfying with word filters replacing 'lol' with 'I'm a cunt'.

Tibor: Haha, Microsoft have to call it 2.4Ghz because Sony have registered the name 'Bluetooth', of course people dont realise this because they're retarded. 14 year old girl: LOL

184. (lol) (0↑, 2↓)
laugh out loud. which everyone does, because how can you NOT laugh out loud?

Person 1:hey\! lol looks like a person drowning\! Person 2:I bet he's not lolling anymore.. Person 1: lol.

Author: LOOK ITS A MONKEY\! http://lol.urbanup.com/5596700
185. (lol) (0↑, 2↓)
Little Old Lady.

Punk Kid: HAHAHAHAHA look\! Lol just got hit by a truck\!

186. (lol) (0↑, 2↓)
laughing out loud , or lol , usually a conversation killer

guy 1: my grandmother died this morning guy 2:lol guy 3: you asshole \!\!\!

187. (LOL) (0↑, 2↓)
LOL is Short for: Lots of Leather. Normally used in texts when referencing a person heavilly wearing leather. Can sometimes use the word "wearing" without to have to change it to "WLOL".

"Geesh. That guy was wearing LOL what's up with him?" "Dunno, Probs one of them BDSM types." 2 Sam: "Have you seen Robert?" Michael "Yeah, but don't go looking for him he is LOL its kinda embarrassing"

Author: whatshesaidABa http://lol.urbanup.com/4880008
188. (LOL) (0↑, 2↓)
Abreviation of Laugh Out Loud Mostly Used To Show An Expression That Has To Do With Laughter

LOL,That was so funny You're Amazing LOL HAHA\! I LOVE THAT LOL

Author: TheBaby ^_^ http://lol.urbanup.com/4877744
189. (lol) (0↑, 2↓)
little old lady

"dude thats a lol"

190. (lol) (2↑, 4↓)
"LOL" is an acronym, formerly: LOL := "laughing out loud" Now, LOL is redefined: LOL := "laughter ostensibly likely" This indicates that, if the LOL'er were to actually respond emotionally [irl], he/she is ostensibly likely to actually laugh.

(Two people in the same physical room, chatting online with each other via two different computer terminals) Person 1: check out this [lolcat] --\> \{\{link to amusing .jpg\}\} Person 2: lol Person 1: yeh right if you were laughing out loud i'd hear you dumbass Person 2: no the new definition is "laughter ostensibly likely" Person 1: o [sry] i 4got

Author: Desperate Psychenaut http://lol.urbanup.com/4723803
191. (Lol) (0↑, 2↓)
A word used before or after pretty much every sentence

i have to take out the trash lol

Author: FKJJGHGHJFHJHBHFGBMVCGHBNBDJKB http://lol.urbanup.com/4700127
192. (LOL) (0↑, 2↓)
[laugh out loud]

Acr: lol-laugh out loud rofl-[rolling on the floor laughing]

193. (LOL) (0↑, 2↓)
Before mean't , Lots Of Laughture or Laughing Out Loud But now its mean Lack Of Laughture because no one actually laughts when they use it.

Retard 1: Then I smack his mother is the face\! Retard 2 *not laughing*:lol

194. (LOL) (0↑, 2↓)
Laugh Out Loud

Guy 1: Imagine a chicken with two heads Guy 2: LOL

195. (Lol) (0↑, 2↓)
Basically an all purpose term for anything ranging from mildly humerous, to raging hysterical. The term used to be strictly an acronym for Laughing Out Loud, but it now means "I think that's funny" ALthough it used to be strictly confined to the internet, it has evolved into a word pronounced "lawl" and is sometimes spelled so. Lol has gained many variations I.E Lol, lul, lulz, loled, lawl, lolz, lols, luls, Lawlz, Lawlz etc. It is only twenty years away from being in Merriam Websters dictionary

Christoper202[2:33 P.M] Yesterday, i Opened can of soup and drank it cuz I was to lazy to cook it OrlndoBloomfan[2:33 P.M] Lol\!

Author: Noogahoogah http://lol.urbanup.com/4273849
196. (LOL) (0↑, 2↓)
verb; (ELL-OH-ELL) the profoundness of the utterances of which someone speaketh which doth inspire the far corners of my lips to escalate into the cresent form of laughter.

text to jane: "omg i totally just saw the leader of the cheer squad face plant during practice\!\!" text to jill: LOL

197. (LOL) (0↑, 2↓)
Lob Off Lightly

When you live at home and your mum is walking round down stairs, you can't just go for it and give ya self a good old hand shandy, you have to LOL (lob off lightly) so she won't hear what you're up to\!

Author: Tiny tony tobys http://lol.urbanup.com/4257810
198. (lol) (0↑, 2↓)
Means Laughing out Loud... But is anyone every really Laughing out Loud when they write this ? why not just write haha.....

Philis: Aw shit i just stubbed my toe Cledus: lol Philis: shut up ya Ass\!\!

Author: Rumple Steelflex http://lol.urbanup.com/4255647
199. (lol) (1↑, 3↓)
The act to make sounds that show amusement, happiness, or ridicule.

We could hear the children LOL in the playground

Author: a stupid bitch12345 http://lol.urbanup.com/4213759
200. (lol) (2↑, 4↓)
A acronym that supposesedly says: Laugh out loud. But Is commonly misused by n00bs. Example below states misuse of "lol"

seriousguy:Help me\! n00bresponder: wutttttt.... seriousguy: My wife is giving birth,I just cut my finger off, and we don't have a phone\! n00b:lol seriousguy:HELP ME\! n00b: lol (n00b leaves chatroom) seriousguy:Help me\! n00bresponder: wutttttt.... seriousguy: My wife is giving birth,I just cut my finger off, and we don't have a phone\! n00b:lol seriousguy:HELP ME\! n00b: lol (n00b leaves chatroom)seriousguy:Help me\! n00bresponder: wutttttt.... seriousguy: My wife is giving birth,I just cut my finger off, and we don't have a phone\! n00b:lol seriousguy:HELP ME\! n00b: lol (n00b leaves chatroom) ect...

201. (LOL) (0↑, 2↓)
Lots of love.

"I wish we were able to be together again now\! LOL\!\! [XOXO]\!\!"

Author: oldflagship http://lol.urbanup.com/4131250
202. (LOL) (0↑, 2↓)
1) Stands for laugh out loud, and will become like the word laser one day (that is, no one will know it's an acronym).

1: *Shows funny picture* 2: LOL\! In the future 1: Hey, do you know what LOL stands for? 2: LOL doesn't stand for anything... does it?

Author: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 http://lol.urbanup.com/4031997
203. (Lol) (0↑, 2↓)
: I thought it meant "Lord oh Lord"

e.g. "my, that is funny;surprising, hopeless, puzzling, etc. lol..

Author: Curioso etimologista http://lol.urbanup.com/4026994
204. (lol) (0↑, 2↓)
Commonly used to say "laugh out loud", but often not used to say it. People often type this in with out any actual expression, instead they use it as a conversation filler. Also used when you don't want to express how much you don't care about something, as to not hurt their feelings. This is also commonly used when your not paying attention to what the person is saying. Or they say something really long, and you don't want to read it. This description, for instance.

Conversation One: Guy 1: Dude, I totally pwned this guy at school today. Hes like, "Man, I could beat you into a bloody pulp" and I'm like "I bet you don't even know what y=mx+b means." Then he punched me. It hurt Guy 2: lol Conversation Two: Guy 1: I'm so angry\!\! My girl friend is such a whore\!\! Guy 2: lol Conversation Three: Guy 1: Hey what's up? Guy 2: Nothing much you? Guy 1: Nothing. Guy 2: lol

205. (LOL) (7↑, 9↓)
"LOL" is a stupid internet meme used by "mentally challenged" internet dweebs who should be mercilessly pilloried for employing it. It is as unforgivable as "PWNED," "BRB," "IDK," "teh," "evar," etc., and when used in actual speech (pronounced "loal") should be greeted with nothing short of vicious mockery and/or brutal physical violence.

Internet: Sincere imbecile: "LOL, your [sic] so stupid, Bush is the greatest U.S. President EVAR." Rational person: "You are a mongoloid and should have been aborted, you fucking twat." Real world: Imbecile bassist: "LOL, you need to get over yourself." Talented frontman/lead guitarist: "That's it, you're out of the band and additionally I'm beating the shit out of you. This is your running start. I suggest you use it."

Author: My dick. Your mouth. http://lol.urbanup.com/3728920
206. (lol) (0↑, 2↓)
a term commonly used on aim, texting, and just for online writing in general. short for LUAGHING OUT LOUD. although traditionally used after someone said something funny it has been replaced with ROFL, rolling on floor luaghing, or lmao, LUAGHING MY ASS OFF. now lol is commonly used after someone says something that wasnt funny, or doesnt call for a real response, just lol. also many people use it if they r describing something funny and want to complete the statement by putting lol at the end. note: if someones like LOL to you there is a 100% garuntee that they are NOT actually luaghing, and they just hinted that whatever you just said was really stupid. if someone really is "laughing out loud" they'll probably be like OMG OMG LMAO LMFAO DUDE IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW or something along those lines, lol just doesnt cut it these days.

ifuckhoes192: hey man i just got a bj frum this hot ass chick last night\!\! ifuckBROS291: lol

Author: lalalyrrgaay http://lol.urbanup.com/3571293
207. (lol) (4↑, 6↓)
Defined as "laugh out loud." Used mainly in online chat conversations to suggest laughter, instead writing "hahaha." Created by the Japanese online kids, and at first was used sparingly. When the white people discovered and practically stole the phrase "lol," they began using it in massive quantities to the point where it had no meaning behind it, and no one actually laughed out loud any more when they wrote "lol." It now comes accross as a pity laugh and is extemely annoying. Other more annoying and [gay], if you must, variations include but are not limited to: lolz, lulz, lolx, lawl, LOL, LoL, lOl, lolxz, lolZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

dude3232: dude I think I have an [STD] because I found a cauliflower lookin thing growing on my [cock]. guyx934: lol. dude3232: its not funny man. guyx934: you shouldn't have had unprotected [anal sex] with that [fat drunk chick]. dude3232: lol.

Author: MAKSIMILIAN http://lol.urbanup.com/3531871
208. (LOL) (0↑, 2↓)
Laughing Out Loud, Laughing On-Line

McCaine is a Senile Old man,lol.

209. (LOL) (2↑, 4↓)
Lots Of Love

Take Care. LOL Uncle Buck xoxx

Author: TheWindwalker http://lol.urbanup.com/3297701
210. (LOL) (3↑, 5↓)
L: Laugh O: Out L: Loud Usually used on the internet.

Typer 1: Did you see Angelina Jolie in the paper yesterday?\! Typer 2: YES\! LOL That was hilarious\!

Author: All Dempster are HC\<3 http://lol.urbanup.com/3110134
211. (lol) (2↑, 4↓)
An abbreviation for "Laugh Out Loud" that is used in cyberspace. It is rarely (if ever) meant literally. Maybe there was a time that it LITERALLY meant "Laugh Out Loud", however, I have been active in cyberspace for over ten years and am unaware of this time. What “lol” is, is simply an ‘online lingo’ that is used to communicate things that [IRL] (in real life) would otherwise be communicated through tone of voice, facial expressions or body language. In particular, “lol” is used to signify that the individual typing it finds something humorous about what they are saying EVEN IF this individual typing it may not literally be "laughing out loud” "lol" and most other 'online lingo' also tend to be used in text messages and high school note-passing. And with the exception of text messages (when laziness may ensue), the first letter to “lol” is not usually capitalized, even when it is the start of a sentence or a sentence by itself.

He got hit by a car\! lol

Author: Forever Remain http://lol.urbanup.com/3093502
212. (lol) (3↑, 5↓)
The most over-used word on the internet. It is a word, if not used in uppercase, which shows the person has no interest whatsoever in the current conversation. Also used if one is an uncomfortable situation, and 'lol' seems like the only way out.

Paul: Katie..I have something to tell you, and i've been meaning to tell you for a while now. Katie: ..? Paul: I love you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Katie: lol

Author: omgitotezlikeluvu http://lol.urbanup.com/3078733
213. (lol) (3↑, 5↓)
lol meaning laugh out load or lords oral love

lol laughing in text/ lord making love to a man

214. (lol) (0↑, 2↓)
A word meaning laugh out loud. Often used in chatrooms or texting.

Him:Your mom died. pointless reply:lol

Author: zorocks ya ya man http://lol.urbanup.com/3002461
215. (lol) (7↑, 9↓)
worthless reply to anything. usually on myspace, or in text messages.

person 1: oh my god. my grandma just died. person 2: lol person 1: i have cancer. person 2: lol

Author: maharmanlarmamamama http://lol.urbanup.com/2826613
216. (LOL) (5↑, 7↓)
An abbreviation that stands for 'Laugh Out Loud'. Most commonly used in funny situations between people chatting online.

Susy: "Do you remember what happend at the club the other night?" Allen: "LOL\! Not really... I was really wasted\!" Susy: "LOL\!"

Author: anonymous funky funk http://lol.urbanup.com/2791128
217. (lol) (7↑, 9↓)
The act of 'licking one's limpets' as defined in the state of Utah. If someone ever says lol to you in Utah, you're forced by law to drag them to a beach and make them eat little sea creatures attached to rocks.

Dude \#1: Lol your grandma ate my house. Dude \#2: This is Utah, you [plum]. Now we have to go to the freaking beach. AAAAAAAAHH. Dude \#3: Word. Lick those limpets.

Author: Rory Jebadiah Limpetington http://lol.urbanup.com/2711358
218. (lol) (6↑, 8↓)
if you dont actually know what 'lol' is, your either; over the age of 40, or you've lived under a stone all of your life. either that or your just plain stupid

Random \#1: it was well funny today wasnt it? Random \#2: yeh totally Random \#1: LOL Random \#2: huh? what is 'lol' Random \#1: omg are you serious?\! PMSL Random \#2: ... Random \#1: you need help dude..

219. (lol) (7↑, 9↓)
Telling who you're chatting with online that what they said was funny, except you're not laughing.

'Oh gosh, my cat just puked.' 'Lol.'

Author: asslikethatttt http://lol.urbanup.com/2460665
220. (lol) (13↑, 15↓)
If a guy tells you that it means "Lots of Love", I assure you, he's gay. But if someone tells you it's like when you get a small friend and you say you got font sizes bigger than him, I assure you, THAT'S LOL\!

You know when you're at a friend's house and his hot sister says "I'll take a shower", and you get an erection? THAT'S LOL\!

Author: Palas Mikha http://lol.urbanup.com/2323967
221. (lol) (21↑, 23↓)
The ultimate icebreaker. When you are talking a serious matter, but don't want to get bagged on, this is what you type.

Don't Do: Guy1: That was wrong. You are stupid\! Guy2: WHAT DID YOU SAY [NIGGA]? Guy1: Umm... nothing *gets [ass] kicked* Do Do: (lol [doo doo] hehe) Guy1: That was wrong. You are stupid lol Guy2: lol\!

Author: stop it loser http://lol.urbanup.com/1907072
222. (lol) (0↑, 2↓)
Also known as lawl.

person A: Today I walked in on my parents having sex and when they saw that i saw my dad chased me down the stairs and put a knife to my throat saying that if I told his other girlfriend he is going to kill me. Can I stay at your house tonight. person B: lol no

223. (lol) (16↑, 18↓)
Well there are a lot of good definitions around here allready. But most people forgot the many different variations of how it's written. Why do people use this variations? Well you know this whole urban thingy. Everyone like to be different and original. That's why some use these variations. Some allso use it bacause they believe variations such lolz are funnier.

here a list of some variations: lawl, lolz, lel, lelz, lul, lal

224. (lol) (14↑, 16↓)
Most commonly used as the phrase "laugh out loud" in IM conversations. A less common use however is the phrase "lots of love" which is used at the end of conversations.

CoolGuy47: I think i am gonna go to bed now. SeXyChik99: ok. Bye. lol \<3 (in this case it would be lots of love)

225. (lol) (0↑, 2↓)
lol is short for laugh out loud or lots of laughs. it is meant to be used when typing and the one person says something funny or when there is a sileint moment and you cant think of anything else to say.

loser-hey weirdo-hello loser-did you go to jakes last night? weirdo-oh yeah loser what did you guys do? lol weirdo- thats for me to know lol

226. (lol) (0↑, 2↓)
It means "Laughing out Loud". A common internet slang. [lolz] is a retarded version of lol, lol\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!111111one

idiot: d00d u uze lol ensted od lolz????????????????????////////////u r zo stoopit lolzzzzz person: wtf??

227. (LOL) (0↑, 2↓)
In other words; Laughing Out Loud.

crunkjuice: [insert something funny] seexxyyy: LOL

Author: LIL' JON, BOY. http://lol.urbanup.com/1300646
228. (lol) (0↑, 2↓)
Besides the popular belief, this word does not mean "laugh out loud" or "lots of laughs". This was actually secretly invented by bestiality-loving people as a code for "lick our llamas".

I'll lol if you ltl (lick their llamas).

Author: Chandra \<3 http://lol.urbanup.com/1273061
229. (LoL) (0↑, 2↓)
Lots of Love (unlike the usual - "laugh out loud")

Awww,how sweet. LoL to you\!\!\!

Author: Franchesca (DM) http://lol.urbanup.com/1269923
230. (lol) (0↑, 2↓)
An expression of sadness. It means "Lord oh Lord".

Man we got our asses kicked again."lol"

231. (LOL) (1↑, 4↓)
[LOL] means "Laughing Out Load". But everyone know that one, right? It's old, and boring... If you are laughing, and agree with me that lol is useless, instead use one of theese: [LMFAO] = Laughing My F***ing Ass Off [ROFL] = Rolling On Floor Laughing [SQTM] = Smirking Quietly To Myself [STM] = Smiling To Myself [PMPL] = Peed My Pants Laughing [GUIBS] = Giggled Until I Broke Something [SFIFTL] = So Funny I Forgot To Laugh [HSTF] = Holy Sh*t Thats Funny [LTIC] = Laughed Til I Cried [LSHIH] = Laughing So Hard It Hurts

SomeRandomPerson\#1: *something funny* SomeRandomPerson\#2: LOL SomeRandomPerson\#1: XD Or... SomeRandomPerson\#1: *something funny* SomeRandomPerson\#2: LTIC SomeRandomPerson\#1: XD

Author: 'Cause this is serious sh*t http://lol.urbanup.com/5259273
232. (lol) (0↑, 3↓)
Thats funny.

"Oh my god i know right thats funny lol."

233. (LOL) (0↑, 3↓)
Like it Or Lump it Love me Or Leave me Lick your Own Lollipop Lots Of Luck So there\! Take it or leave it\! A standard closing like STOP used to be with Western Union Telegrams. See also ALOL, ABLOL and LOLOL.

Make any declarative statement whatsoever and close with LOL for emphasis.

234. (LOL) (1↑, 4↓)
By far the most cliche and over used word on the internet. For those of you who lack the inteligence to decipher its meaning: Laugh out Loud

Nick: Alright if she askes about her liquer than we'll smash in the glass door and tell her some [big black guy] came in, stole the liquer and smoked a [blunt] with us. Kyle: LOL

235. (Lol) (7↑, 10↓)
Internet: Lol - Laughing Out Loud Other: Lol - Lots Of Love

Arsehole: I just fucked your boyfriend\! Stupid person: Lol\! Wife texts: see you tonight babe, can't wait\! Love you\! Husband: Cya baby\! Soon\! Lol

Author: Tainted.Emily http://lol.urbanup.com/3389807
236. (lol) (2↑, 5↓)
An acronym for Laid Out (the) Laundry.

Martha: Have You LOL? Betty: No I still havent washed it in the first place.

Author: Tycondraoga http://lol.urbanup.com/3191659
237. (lol) (5↑, 8↓)
to have sex with someone. if you look at it, the first L is the bedpost, the O is the matress then the last L is the front of the bed.

John: Wanna go lol? Amy: Yeah\!

238. (lol) (4↑, 7↓)
lol can also be used to replace certain syllables or sections of a name to show disdain/contempt/incompetence of the object/person etc. this version is almost only used in games.

1. (in WoW) rofl that warrior's walking round with lolnar cresent

239. (Lol) (4↑, 7↓)
Lol is often used as a text notation for laughing out loud. However where im from it is used instead of laughing. People from where i come from have no emotion and only say lol instead of laughing

Archie is walking along with Chay and Thorbjorn. Archie falls over Chay says: lol at you Thorbjorn: you nab

240. (LOL) (3↑, 6↓)
Laugh Out Loud \< - - - - Meanz when something is Funnii :]

Peep 1 :: Sorrii, Gotta Go && Give meh Grannii a Bath x Peep 2 :: Ewww...LOL x Peep 1 :: LOL...Bye x

Author: Cloo...\<33 http://lol.urbanup.com/2757283
241. (lol) (5↑, 8↓)
1- the perfect conversation ender. commonly used when you dont give a damn what someone has said. 2- also very rarely used when someone actually "laughs out loud".

person 1:so then he says "wel you shouldve thought of that before you bought the ice cream\!" person 2: lol\!\! person 1: r u even taking any notice of what i just said? person 2: yea...i was actually laughing out loud then. person 1: oh. person 2: lol person 1: lol

242. (lol) (2↑, 5↓)
short for Little Old Lady. Used mostly in sentences describing anything unfashionable or untrendy

That new shop in town is very LOL

243. (lol) (6↑, 9↓)
a word to say when there is nothing else to say.

zeniya: did you see that dude last night? preeze: lol

Author: younga pink http://lol.urbanup.com/2467118
244. (LOL) (11↑, 14↓)
Laugh out Loud IM talk or Lingo Can be used on any e-mail related subject [Myspace] [AIM] and [Yahoo] etc...

Your a Loser lol. or something like that\!

245. (lol) (3↑, 6↓)
Usually used in chat rooms when you have nothing to say. Also used by [noob]s who don't know what lol means.

\<Go-figure\> My Mum just died :( \<DriverMan\> LOL \<fag\> LOL, that's so sad. \<parfay\> LOL :( \<drunk\> LOL \<gaylord\> I feel your loss \<gaylord\> LoL \<fust0r\> LoL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death \<Go-figure\> Thanks guys your the bestest intarweb pals i get and got\! \<drunk\> We're always here for you, LOL.

246. (lol) (13↑, 16↓)
An internet or [SMS] word meaning 'laughing out loud'. Has been overused to the extent that when you type lol you really arn't even slightly amused. Or you [cbf] looking at what they just said

Kat: My names like the fantastic feline\! Penguinman10: lol PeteBra: Yesterday I broke my foot and when I came home my parents had been murdered and im sooo upset ;[ Me: lol

247. (lol) (14↑, 17↓)
something that people say when they have nothing else to say, on msn.

--Person\<33says: Hey -spleak says: hi --Person\<33says: sup? -spleak says: nm u? --Person\<33says: same boored -spleak says: lol --Person\<33: lol -spleak says: laugh out loud

248. (lol) (9↑, 12↓)
When you have been talking to someone and the convo has gone flat but u want to start it up again or when you have nufin to say or its really awkward.

1: so my dad left us nd stole all r money. i think it was my fault. 2: lol 1:my nan died 2: lol 1: the funerals tomoro 2: loooooooooooooooooool

Author: da man frm weezy fo sheezy http://lol.urbanup.com/2133461
249. (lol) (25↑, 28↓)
originally meant: lots of love but has been edited since to : laugh out loud not many know this but thoguht id let u no

steve: i had a shit day my dog died molly: lol steve : i love u molly molly: lol xx

Author: \lolHeather\lol http://lol.urbanup.com/2035820
250. (lol) (18↑, 21↓)
1. laugh out loud 2. lots of love 3. when someone cant be arsed to say anything else

jack: so the docter said i have a detached testicle. bill: lol

251. (LOL) (19↑, 22↓)
This word is actually Dutch\! It means fun, pleasure... It also stands for "laughing out loud" but that's the language for noobs, who are playing games over the internet...

Dutch: Wanneer ik bij mijn vrienden ben, hebben we veel lol English: When I'm with my friends, we have lots a fun

252. (lol) (25↑, 28↓)
used when you are having a conversation with someone and they say something not funny but they think it is and you dont want them to feel bad.

person one: your mom person two: lol

Author: Meera && Julie http://lol.urbanup.com/1680766
253. (lol) (20↑, 23↓)
Next to the well known laughs out loud, it's an actual word. In dutch that is. Lol means 'plezier' which, translated back to english, means pleasure, joy, delight, happy. And even though this probably doesn't have any use to you, you now know it's an actual word. Even though it might not be in your language.

person1: Lol\! person2: Why do you use lame words that don't even exist? person1: Its a wrd, just not in ur language, n00b\!1\! person2: Well, atleast n00b isn't a word\! person1: STFU bastard

Author: damnallthenamesaretaken http://lol.urbanup.com/1679715
254. (lol) (7↑, 10↓)
A word prescribing the end / final / shutdown of a sentence or conversation; where the writer of the lol is either over the conversation and wants to move on (possibly as they know the other person wont cyber with them or answer their a/s/l query), or the recipient of the lol abruptly finds themselves with nothing to respond to - thus the painful end of conversation.

Person-1: So Syriana was a pretty damn complex movie\! I kept up with it though, as involved as it was. What did YOU think of it? Person-2: lol Person-1: ...

Author: [-astroboy-] http://lol.urbanup.com/1654770
255. (lol) (11↑, 14↓)
short for both "laugh out loud" and "lots of love" but has often become strangely combined to something like "laughs of love" a basic symbol of affection towards friends. Often used in a reply to a typical remark of friend that makes you laugh or smile because it is exactly what they are like.

person1: and then the cream came flying out of the fridge and covered me but not her person2: lol

256. (lol) (12↑, 15↓)
A short way to express laughter in typing, rather than type "ha ha" which might be mistaken to somebody as a more offensive laugh. A more convenient way to express laughter than "I'm laughing hard." If it is said in person, this could mean the speaker is incredably lame, stupid, or ignorant, or is addicted to games.

John: So my friend got tripped today. Jim: Ha ha\! John: Hey, shut up, he wasn't expecting it\! Jim: Err.. what I meant to say was: lol that sucks John: Oh, okay.

257. (lol) (24↑, 27↓)
The computer slang for Lots Of Laughs or Laughing Out Lout.

A: What is 2+2? B: I don't know\! A: LOL\!

258. (lol) (39↑, 42↓)
Word or acronym used when a person has nothing to say or to continue the conversation.

XxWaNnaBEeLoseR: Dude, there is nothing to do.. LaMeXFrI3nd:lol XxWaNnaBEeLoseR:for sure... LaMeXFrI3nd:lol

Author: InfamousJesteR http://lol.urbanup.com/1420881
259. (lol) (10↑, 13↓)
lol can mean 2 things. One is the famous 'laugh out loud' The second is the one not many people know of, this is 'lots of love'

1. " It's fun to try lol\!" 2. " I'm sending you lol"

Author: Phil (terrorist zero) http://lol.urbanup.com/1418305
260. (lol) (36↑, 39↓)
Lol means laugh out loud, commonly used on msn by lazy people with a non existent vocab who hav nothing good to say. Use this word wisley,

bill: hey how r u nob: im gd thanks, u bill: yep im gd nob: lol WHATS SO DAM FUNNY?? HMMM

261. (LOL) (16↑, 19↓)
1.verb:to laugh out loud...usually used online when nothing else is to be said.

VikramMC:I ate 2 pancakes yesterday. Sally:LOL VikramMC:What is this "LOL" you speak of? Sally:Laugh out loud you stupid indian\!

262. (LOL) (2↑, 6↓)
A fast way to write "Laughing out loud" over IM's, TXT's, in chat rooms, etc.. You can tell what kind of person someone is by how they say lol in the real world. True pronunciation: lawl.

Jenny: Ell-oh-ell you are so funny\! Steve: "Ell-oh-ell"? Jeez I didn't know you were so preppy. Craig: Lawl Steve I told you she wasn't your type. Jenny: Oh-em-gee double u-tee-eff??? What makes me not your type??? Craig: Do you even know what lawl means? Jenny: No. Craig: Poser. Jenny: FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME\!\!\!\!\! (Jenny and Craig make out, while Steve hooks up with a cooler person, who pronounces lol correctly.)

263. (LoL) (2↑, 6↓)
LoL stands for Legion of Legato. It is identified by the capital L's to differenciate it between the more common lol which is seen in just about every corner of the internet. Legion of Legato is a spinoff of GameFAQs founded by Legato and Vash. Most of its users come from the Current Events board, and only about 40 of its 600+ members are active to this day, making it a rather small community. LoL was founded on July 29, 2006, and has over 400,000 posts. LoL and Wootability invade each other about every 3 months for the hell of it, basically becoming a tradition. LoL's signature figure is Gary Coleman.

Gary Coleman: i wonder what's going on at LoL Internets: lol wut

Author: dat nigga Tyrone http://lol.urbanup.com/3075598
264. (lol) (3↑, 7↓)
Now used as the abbreviation for "Laughing out Loud," was previously used in the medical field, especially by interns, to stand for "Little Old Lady." Used in the classic medical school novel, In the House of God.

Nurse: Mrs. Smith, 87, diabetes, cataracts, CAD, CHF, dizziness. Fell and broke her hip when she tripped on her cat. Intern: Typical LOL.

265. (lol) (5↑, 9↓)
'Lemmings On Limejuice' Similar meanings to LOL but a slightly hyper rodent variety

C/D/S: 'wow, look at that leg on a weg' C/D/S: 'LOL'

Author: x..LegOnAWeg..x http://lol.urbanup.com/2736256
266. (LOL) (6↑, 10↓)
Acronym: "Lint of Light". The most powerful weapon of online games. This is usually in lowercase, but in uppercase for more emphasis.

"lol?" "LOL\! runzorz 4 ur lives\!”

Author: Bucket Life http://lol.urbanup.com/2613367
267. (LOL) (15↑, 19↓)
L=Laugh O=Out L=Loud =\> Laugh out Loud

-Man, you dress like you are a middle-aged King -LOL

Author: George Englezos http://lol.urbanup.com/2386255
268. (lol) (12↑, 16↓)
League of Ostentatious Leprechauns for those of us that need another acronym for "lol", this is dedicated to the many leprechauns that try to impress the fair ladies that find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. But these leprechauns want you to taste their rainbow. (really, their just skittles)

i joined the lol for shits and giggles

269. (lol) (6↑, 10↓)
It meant 'Laughing out Loud', but actually is used as a 'jolly' by people (expecially by non-english people)when they dunno what to say.

[Warrior of Ic3]): Why did you cheat, stupid n00b? Cheating Guy1): Ehm... cause.... lol [Forgott3n Hero]): just.... Cheating Guy2) 'quitting from post-game'

270. (lol) (0↑, 4↓)
A phrase to express "Lots of Love"

Sign off with, LOL, Peter Pan.

271. (lol) (49↑, 53↓)
A short way of saying your laugh which stands for "laugh out loud" usually used when you have nothing else to say when someone tells you something that is "suppose" to be funny [lmao], [rofl]

i was at school and fell "lol"

272. (lol) (0↑, 5↓)
Lol is an abreviation of "Laughing out loud". Although many people commonly mistake it as "Lots of love". This can be quite confusing.

Laugh out Loud: Person 1 - "My cat ran into the wall the other day" Person 2 - "Lol" Person 1 - "Lol" Lots of love: Child - "Im at school mum/mom" Mother - " Ok have fun\! Lol" Lots of love which is mistakenly thought to be laugh out loud. Person 1 - "My dog was put down today :(" Person 2 - "Aww lol :(" Person 1 - "WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU\!\!"

273. (LOL) (0↑, 5↓)
Something you type if you are nothing more than a lowly lemming in our society. i.e, unoriginal, a conformist, non-unique, and: well, ... boring.

Online gamer 1: My sister is ugly. Online gamer 2: lol

274. (lol) (3↑, 8↓)
Love old ladies, to love old ladies, to be in love with old ladies

do you lol like i do

275. (lol) (3↑, 8↓)
to laugh out loud: computer slang

kimberly: did you see noemi trip and fall? viri: yeah, thats what she gets for messing with jose\!\!\! lol \<33

276. (lol) (6↑, 11↓)
Laying(Layed) On Ladies

dood: wat'd u do last night? doodness: lol. duhhhhh

277. (LOL) (8↑, 13↓)
Originally Meaning "Laughing Out Loud". Since it has now just become a way to show something is funny with laughing out loud being optional, it means "Laughing On Line"

Person 1 says: LOL Person 2 says: yeah laugh out loud Person 1 says: No, Laughing On Line Person 1 says: I made that up. 100% credit to me Person 2 says : Lol

278. (lol) (19↑, 24↓)
laugh out loud. an internet abreviation

he died. lol. or i went to see team america. it was funny lol\!

279. (lol) (26↑, 31↓)
some people just use lol too much lol i dont know whats wrong with those people lol they just really get on my nerves\!\!\! lol\!\!\! appparently some people just use it as commonly as you would use a period lol whats wrong with this world lollllls

JIMBOBSUE:Well im off to bed\! goodnight. Me:LOL BETTYBOOM:I had such a hard day at work.. I feel like everyone hates me there, and they laugh behind my back.:( Me:LMAO no they donttttt LOL\!\!\!\!:)) SUMGUY:I think im in love with you... how do u feel about that?? ME: LOL fuck offffff\!\!\! yeah righttt OMFGGG LOL

Author: ihavenoname LOL http://lol.urbanup.com/1846486
280. (lol) (6↑, 11↓)
"Laughing out Loud", I have seen some people uses more "L"s to let the other person knows how funny he was.

lol (he) lolllllll (hahaahaha)

281. (lol) (29↑, 34↓)
Simply stands for "Lack of Language". Originally [webspeak], but some people are starting to use it in real life which is scary.

Jack: Sally, do you wanna go on a date? Sally: LOL\!

Author: GANGSTA, woot. http://lol.urbanup.com/1761713
282. (lol) (46↑, 51↓)
LOL stands for laugh out loud. It is commonly used on Instant messengers and followed by a smiley face, such as : ) At times, someone will say something on IM and follow it with LOL to show that thjey are joking. Many people think that it is overused, and find it annoying.

Chatter 1: "I can't believe I tripped in the lunch line today\!" Chatter 2: "LOL : )" or Chatter 1: " I can't believe I tripped in the lunch line today\!" Chatter 2: "I know...you're such a klutz\! LOL"

283. (lol) (15↑, 20↓)
LoL used to be a term to describe laughing in an online conversation, meaning "laugh out loud" Now, when used in actualy physical conversation, is a reference to an event, object, act, or thought, that is so stupid it could only be found on the internet.

"Dood, did you see that guy he looked like Guile from Street Fighter" "LoL, you're an idiot."

Author: Jay Ferreira http://lol.urbanup.com/1445412
284. (lol) (1↑, 7↓)
acronym for ''laughing out loud'', nevertheless due the over use of the word and its assimilation to every everyday chat conversations the correct meaning would be ''though'' in a backward usage. Intended to be use at the start or at the end of a sentence.

that video game is 30% off, are you ''gonna'' buy it first use : yes, its expencive lol second use: yes, lol its expenive instead of ''yes, its expensive tough''

Author: Peter Manzo http://lol.urbanup.com/2704564
285. (lol) (6↑, 12↓)
laughing out loud it an overly used phrase

ex: person number1: knock, knock\\ now PERSON NUMBER TWO WOULD SAY: whos there lol

286. (LOL) (14↑, 20↓)
Slang for 1)Laughing out loud or 2)lots of love

1)Chatter1:Yo mommas fat as yo poppa\! Chatter2:Shut up ill knock u out\! Chatter3:LOL 2)Chatter:Grandmas dying Chatters brother: Tell her lol from me

287. (LOL) (11↑, 17↓)
The original meaning was "laugh out loud." It is commonly used on instant messageners across the world. 1.Now it has a meaning more of STFU (shut the fuck up) It is used to tell people you dont give a fuck what they are talking about, and that you wish they would shut up. 2.It is also used as a way to keep a boring conversation going on for quite a long time.

1) spacepowerxxx:today i saw your hair. it was kind of ugly. uglyXXhair: LOL you meanie. 2) roarimfat:hey sup? diexxxplease: nm you roarimfat:im bored. diexxxplease:lol. today i got an f. roarimfat:lol diexxxplease:lol. it sucks roarimfat: lol. yea. diexxxplease:my moms gonna kill me. lol. roarimfat. lol. as you can see, the conversations were pointless times 24567876.

288. (lol) (16↑, 22↓)
Short for lollipop. Also known to be said from some of those fucking dumbasses that dont laugh but instead they spell out the letters "L. O. L." Out loud because they think its cool.(Mainly emo kids)

Dan - "Hey man, wanna go down to K-Mart and suck on some lols? I'm buyin\!" Andrew- "Naw, man. I think im getting bad cavaties from those lols\! Dan - "L. O. L."

289. (lol) (2↑, 9↓)
lol is a word for sluts; hahaha is a word for normal lauging people, some people use lol to get to the your so funny stage then the i want to have sex, or one night stand stage.

"LOL, you are so funny, wow who wouldn't want to be with a man like you" so on and so fourth

Author: Achmedisthebest http://lol.urbanup.com/3551985
290. (lol) (8↑, 15↓)
lol stands for Laugh Out Loud\!\!1\!11\!\!1\!\!

Example 1 player 1: I lke totaly pwnt you\! player 2: STFU\! player 1: lol\! Example 2 guy: DUUUDE i can like see the air\! girl: yeah duude\! lol\! Example 3 john: THERE ARE SNAKES ON THE PLANE\! ted: lol john:THERE BITEING ME\!\!\! ted: LOL john: HEEEELP MEEEEE\! ted: LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL\!

Author: christian.c http://lol.urbanup.com/1915716
291. (lol) (13↑, 20↓)
1. Dutch for 'fun' or 'joy' 2. a slang for Laughed Out Loud

1. English: We really had a lot of fun Dutch: We hadden grote lol 2. (person1)Yo, man it tastes like this sandwich is made of sh*t (person2)lol

Author: WooterHooter http://lol.urbanup.com/1723513
292. (LOL) (4↑, 12↓)
"Laughing out loud" or "Lot's 'o' liquor." Commonly used with nerds. Never heard it? Loser.

LOL\!\!\! That is LOL\!\! LOL LOL LOL\!\!

293. (LOL) (20↑, 28↓)
an ugly retarded acronym that's used when people feel sorry for you, because they know your trying to be funny. In reality you aren't funny at all, they just type lol cause it's the most polite thing to do, unless your a narsty Bitch. There are different levels of laughter (HAHA- a real laugh, LMAO-slightly laughing, hehe- an ugly giggle, lol - fuck you, etc...), and as you can clearly see lol is on the very bottom. the acronym "lol" should die.

(white man)- "THE Chicken crossed the road, and got RUNNED OVER\!\!\!" (pissed asian man)- "lol" (white man)- "I'M THE BOMB\!"

Author: autistic asian http://lol.urbanup.com/1654769
294. (lol) (6↑, 15↓)
lol means Laugh out load used usally in messengers. It is Sometimes refferd as Lots of laughter.

Bob: Time to blow heads off Fred:lol

Author: Phoenix Rider http://lol.urbanup.com/1843512
295. (lol) (11↑, 20↓)
A phrase that is overused on AOL and AIM. Lol stands for laugh out loud.

oMg i NeArLy DiEd LoL

296. (lol) (4↑, 15↓)
Let's order linguine.

Paul: lol, I licked your mom's pussy Nick: EWWW

297. (lol) (3↑, 14↓)
Originally meant "lots of love" about 5 years ago on Windows Messenger that everyone used. Some people started to get confused when their friends of the opposite sex would say "lol." It was thought they were giving them virtual love, however, now most internet people are aware that over the years it has transformed to "laugh out loud." This is a virtual expression of amusement which is over used in the internet society.

mYMSNnAmEiSsOAnNoYiNg\! says: howz u? BuFfTiNglUFfUlOlZOmGiNitTiYErmIneTOo says: gdgd bit drunk tho mYMSNnAmEiSsOAnNoYiNg\! says: lol

298. (lol) (4↑, 18↓)
An abbreviation of lollypop, commonly used by Westerners in the Oceania and Asia Pacific regions.

I'd like a lol right about now. My sweet tooth is playing up.

Author: nothing_by_nobody http://lol.urbanup.com/3674294
299. (lol) (34↑, 48↓)
LOL - A pointless Acronym used when theres nothing to say, or when sum1 says something and you dont know what to say or, for tightasses to say that they dont mean something and should say lol so the other person doesnt think there a poof or has a thing for sum1 ect ect NB: If you know someone that always says lol to you stop talking to them

1. P1 - did you c mr smith 2day OMG P2 - lol 2. Stoner - Yeah so im going to see a rock concert and smoke some crank wanna come Nerd - lol 3. Tightass - hey sexy Random chik - hi Tightass - LOL JJ 4. Wannabe - Lets have sex Chik he digs - WAH????????? Wannabe - lol jj

Author: T3H J4S0MEIS7ER http://lol.urbanup.com/2014001
300. (lol) (9↑, 23↓)
lol People think it means ''laughing out loud'' but it really means ''lack of laughter'' Often used in daily conversations on and off a computer or any other technological device

''So I went to a party yesterday and there was total lol I left 5 minutes early Dumb blonde 1: I went to a funeral last week and there was lol you know cuz someone died? Dumb blonde 2: You laughed? omg that's so not good.

Author: Your Mom in a bikini http://lol.urbanup.com/1841752
301. (lol) (3↑, 18↓)
Prior to the adoption of text messaging and instant mesaging this phrase was used as a sarcastic response meaning "lots of luck".

Statement: I think I'll draw to an inside straight. Reply: LOL

302. (lol) (3↑, 20↓)
lol means live or love.

suzie says: u gotta live ur life good. bob says: wat do u mean? suzie says:lol

303. (lol) (6↑, 24↓)
Laugh On Line. Do not be confused with this words previous meaning,laugh out loud, because this word should never be used out loud, under any circumstances, ever. It should only be typed into a keyboard or cellphone. If anyone were stupid enough to say this word out loud, they should immidiately be punched in the face.

AIMSUCKS: hey man whats good SUCKTHIS: aint sh*t man you AIMSUCKS: lol, nothin

Author: They Call Me bRiCc http://lol.urbanup.com/1786915
304. (lol) (7↑, 25↓)
something to say when you dont have time to deal with sumthing. or if you dont have anything else to say. *term meaning "laugh my ass off"*

person 1 : ur gay person 2 :lol person 1: no honestly ur relli gay person 2: lol person 1: stfu fag

305. (lol) (6↑, 25↓)
Lol is internet slang for: 1.) Laughing out loud 2.) Laughing Online

Mary: A man walked into a bar.. he died Steve: Lol\!

306. (lol) (5↑, 25↓)
"lol" is slang for laugh out loud lazy kids how are on the computer wayy to much often use it..

MSN CHAT: Britney spears says: opse i think i did it again:-| Kevin federline says: lol huh? :S

307. (lol) (23↑, 43↓)
Means laugh out loud.

'He looks so wierd' 'lol'

308. (LOL) (3↑, 24↓)
LOL is an [acronym] for [Ladies] [onLine]

I was [online] this evening. I noticed there were many [women] [online]. I chatted with a few and LOL seem to be a [common] expression. Are the [women] uniting so that they may [dominate] [men] to a much greater extent than at present? Be on your [toes] [lads], keep a [weather] [eye] [open]. [Equality] is one thing but a [take] over bid is a totally different matter.

309. (LOL) (3↑, 25↓)
LOL is a [text] [message] [used] regularly. It means [Look] [Out] [Lover]

The sexspecialist [sent] me a [text] [message] [this] afternoon. I [know] I am on a [promise] of a [hot] [time] this evening as the [message] [read] LOL

310. (lol) (10↑, 37↓)
an abbreviation for the city of [Land O Lakes], florida. generally used by people from there and their grandparents in the keys.

Vanessa: yo, sara, what be yo address? Sara: aw, shit man, it is 227 Hawk Hill Lp. LOL, Florida, 34639 Nowm what is this, 1895? who the hell writes letters?

Author: UrsulaBjörn http://lol.urbanup.com/3723286
311. (lol) (36↑, 66↓)
A term used by homofags to say "laugh out loud"

Goddamn boy\! if you say "lol" one more time ill eat your family\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Greg king of spoot http://lol.urbanup.com/1393319
312. (lol) (27↑, 59↓)
this definition is a very old one and it means: licking old ladies

me and my friend enjoy lol on the weekends together.

313. (Lol) (16↑, 53↓)
"Lol" is an expression used to express laughter, as it stands for "laughing out loud." This expression is mainly used on the internet as an abbreviation to express the idea that something is funny. The expression, however, is becoming overused and has lost some of its meaning. Many people now use it just to say something is funny, even if they arn't laughing.

I WARN YOU: DO NOT READ THE EXAMPLE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY SEXUAL MATERIAL. The main point of this is to show how teenagers use the word, "LOL" and to amuse the thousands of perverts on this site. PinkPollish21: i swear cindy i'm going to kill you\! how come brad was talking to you? hes totally mine\! forget bout us being bff\! cindydoll981: lol (HOttBrad019 has entered the chatroom) PinkPolish23: OMG brad, how come you were talking to cindy??? HOttBrad019: What? Cindy said it was ok nd u knew bout it. PinkPolish23: WTF? wut r u guys talking bout???? baby is everything ok?? HOttBrad019: well last week when you went to florida we.. me and cindy .. you know.. PinkPolish23: lol funny joke baby. you didn't hav sex though? you were just fooling around, you... HOttBrad019: No babe i'm sorry. we did. nd if u cant get over it then it's over damn that girl is so tight... o sorry bitch PinkPolish23: CINDY - BRAD... how could you? HOttBrad019: Cindy. tell her the rest so the blow is all at once. cindydoll981: uhh, ig2g soon HOttBrad019: dammit bitch\! tell her\! cindydoll981: about the positions? the 69? the cum fiesta? how u ate me out? how you sucked on my tits? how your cock tasted so goood? how you felt so good inside me? your cum was so warm and milky inside me baby i love u. HOttBrad019: DAMNIT BITCH STOP MAKING IT WORST. I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND. PinkPolish23: omg.. i feel so hurt...brad i thought you loved me and only me cindydoll981: oh, and bitch. u know how i missed the whole of sophmore year? that was like tottally because i was pregnant. its not the first time i've done it wit ur boyfriend. i did it with david 2 years ago. HOttBrad019: Damnit\! TELL HER. cindydoll981: OKaY\! I didn't have my period last week. i think im pregnant again PinkPolish23: YOU SLUT HOttBrad019: CINDY BABE, TELL HER THE REST PinkPolish23: ..theres more? this is... unreal cindydoll981: oh yea, and bitch.... I FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU GULLIBLE BIATCHHHH HOttBrad019: APRIL FOOLS DAY\! cindydoll981: APRIL FOOLS DAY\! PinkPolish23: What? cindy .. u didnt have sex with brad? cindydoll981: course not. stupid.. dont u remember asking for tampons when i was over at your house yesterday? my period ends like tomorrow lol PinkPolish23: OMg ur right. HOttBrad019: LOL BABY YOUR SO FRIGGIN GULLIBLE. PinkPolish23: DANG brad baby u owe me.. uve scared me to death tonight. cindydoll981: LOL\!\!\!\! \!\!\!\!\!\! LOL\!\!\!\!\!\! \!\!\!\! LOL\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! HOttBrad019: LOL\!\!\!\! \!\!\!\!\!\!LOL\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!LOLOLOL\!\!\! PinkPolish23: omg it DOES seem funny now, lol\! cindydoll981: ow.. cramps again. ig2g you guys. bye\!\! HOttBrad019: Lol bye\! PinkPolish23: bye BIATCH HOttBrad019: Baby now we're alone... i do owe you ;) PinkPolish23: yes u do baby lol HOttBrad019: so i was thinking... HOttBrad019: our paretns arnt home...... PinkPolish23: Babyy.. do u mean? HOttBrad019: yess. i'll leave the door unlocked. come to my room and we'll have sex. lol.. i feel like i'm giong to cum already. we havnt done it yet. i'm sure u'll b so friggin tight, babes omg i cant imagine ur pussy juice once i hit your g-spot

Author: PinkPolish23 http://lol.urbanup.com/2599803
314. (lol) (16↑, 58↓)
boy you are really behind\!\!\!

common sense\! lol and i have a life

Author: fashionnerd http://lol.urbanup.com/3707478
315. (LOL) (13↑, 61↓)
Loll: To hang loose or lounge around Idly

He was lazy so he just LOL all day

Author: Lt. Handjob http://lol.urbanup.com/1439181
316. (LOL) (50↑, 107↓)
Abbreviation for Little Old Ladies.

Those blue-haired LOL's sure keep me busy down at the senior center.

317. (lol) (16↑, 75↓)
laughing on line also know as laugh out loud and over used so you dont really have to say anything

aimloser1- i went to the store yesterday aimloser2- lol

Author: usethetelephone http://lol.urbanup.com/1386910
318. (lol) (43↑, 158↓)
meanin 'laugh out loud'

It makes me wana rub my anus against a tree.... lol\!\!\! she smelt like wee wee

319. (Lol) (33↑, 154↓)
A term for "Laughing out Loud" and if you didn't know that you really don't get out much do ya???

Person1:(Says a really good joke\!) Person2:I'm LOL right now\!

320. (lol) (39↑, 237↓)
lots of laughs, used when talking online to friends

lol\!\! that was funny

321. (lol) (49↑, 327↓)
Slang For Lots Of Laughs

"That Was Funny Lol"

Author: Aladinsane85 http://lol.urbanup.com/1127465
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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  • LOL — (lol) es un acrónimo, abreviación de laughing out loud (risa ruidosa, carcajada), o menos común, lots of laughs (muchas risas). Es un término solo usado en internet: salones de chat, foros, juegos en red y programas de mensajería instantánea. Es… …   Enciclopedia Universal

  • lol — /lol/ abbrev 1. Laugh(ing) out loud 2. Lots of love * * * abbr. laughing (or laugh) out loud (used in e mail) * * * abbr laugh(ing) out loud used on the Internet, in e mail, etc., to indicate that something is considered very funny * * * LOL 8… …   Useful english dictionary

  • LOL (^^,) — LOL <(^^,)> Album par Basshunter Sortie 1er septembre 2006 Enregistrement …   Wikipédia en Français

  • LOL — (Laughing Out Loud) laughing audibly, laughing in a loud voice (Internet abbreviation) LOL (lots of laughs) n. many laughs, a lot of laughter (Internet Slang) …   English contemporary dictionary

  • lol|ly — «LOL ee», noun, plural lies. British. 1. a lollipop. 2. Slang. money …   Useful english dictionary

  • LOL — abbr. laughing out loud. * * * …   Universalium

  • lol — lol,   Talk Mode …   Universal-Lexikon

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